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Why are you... as a white male... worried about the deterioration of out country/culture... AND NOT DECORATING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON???
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Thousands of (mostly American) replies, so a quick follow-up. DEI in Canada doesn't mean hiring unqualified people. Quotas are banned under the Employment Equity Act, and every hire must meet the job's qualifications. 🧵….
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Replying to @lisakirbie
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Real-life Canadian state ideology Radio Yerevan joke
No job in Canada requires you to not be a straight white man in order to be qualified. A very small share of postings are restricted to certain groups, and that's a fair thing to debate. But most are open to everyone, and every hire still has to meet the same qualifications.
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This video kills me every time because there's a whole lynx in the library, and that one kid will not turn around from Roblox for even a second
Please stop dangling me
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The modern economy is just an endless chain of rapes. Your shitposting HVAC guy has big expenses and because he has you by the balls, YOU get to pay for it today. "yeah that blower motor's gonna cost ya $1800 bud"
As a little goof I hide my tablet in my van until the very end of the call when it’s time to collect payment and signatures. I can see the light leave a customer‘s eyes when he understands he just paid for the overhead on 10,000 Google reviews
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The prices you pay are utterly disconnected from the value you receive. At minimum, you're paying for insane insurance and regulatory overhead. But typically you're paying the maximum someone can feasibly squeeze you for before you go through hell and back to find an alternative
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"The blower is $300 on Amazon. And you probably paid less" "Yeah, but I'm licensed, insured, and spend on marketing." "So? What can that plus an hour of your time be worth? Another $300?" "Yeah? Do you have someone you can call that will only charge you that?" "Fuck."
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Current state of cybersecurity: my mother just asked me if she should get a yubikey
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Replying to @wispem_wantex
I believe YAML-DSLs grow from bad assumptions: 1. Config is data, not code 2. We want to prevent clever metaprogramming of config 3. It's declarative 4. YAML is easy 5. Users can't handle "real code" Really only one positive: it's easier to programmatically modify YAML
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I don't think I could ever become catholic tbh... I really love the pope and I agree with the vatican councils, but I'll never accept the sacrament of telling everyone on twitter when I jack off
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not our first homo president, but maybe the best
Trump: Arnold Palmer was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my god. That's unbelievable.'
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"A member of the Knights of Malta has published his proposal for a pan-European international auxiliary language"
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Replying to @RefinedPopulist
“Highlighter girl” conjured up a memory for me. Many years ago in high school, during the first day of an art class, the girl I was sitting next to was writing furiously while the teacher was talking about the semester. I glanced over to see what she could possibly be writing, and as the teacher said “be sure to take notes”, she wrote “TAKE GOOD NOTES” and underlined it.
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EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
Anthropic has filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC related to its proposed IPO. Read more: anthropic.com/news/s1-sec Legal disclaimer: A registration statement relating to these securities has been filed with the SEC but has not yet become effective. These securities may not be sold, nor may offers to buy be accepted, prior to the time the registration statement becomes effective. This post does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy these securities, nor shall there be any sale of these securities in any state or jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such state or jurisdiction.
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I'm sick to my stomach. The far left is attempting to kill this innocent cat with a massive hammer. Their evil knows no bounds. They must be totally destroyed.
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Libertarians will be like “agents of the state will never take me alive,” shortly before being taken alive by agents of the state.
UPDATE: The Cary Police appear to have taken @JDM4NC into custody
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