Sportswriter, author, screenwriter, speaker, wanna be lounge pianist.
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Tommy Tuberville is so dense light bends around him.
And, no, he'll have no idea what that means.
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Sure ... Good morning, passengers. This is your pilot speaking, Capt. Koala, and I'm joined up here by my co-pilot, Marvin the Mink. So sit back and Fly the Furry Skies.
TOMMY TUBERVILLE WARNS THAT “MANY” PILOTS, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS AND AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS ARE FURRIES: “Lord help us. It’s terrifying when you think about this.”
Tuberville claimed on the Senate floor that airline workers being part of the furry community poses a danger to passengers, saying a pilot “could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.”
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Here's what Trump said:
"I love helicopters. People don't know this, but I flew the 1st helicopter for the Berlin Airlift. We dropped food to those poor bastards. To this day, big German guys will come up to me, tears in their eyes, 'Mr. President, thank you.. You saved my life"
Trump got help with the scissors at his helipad ribbon cutting ceremony.
No one could hear a word he said because there’s no audio without the press pool there. 🤣🤣
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Congrats, this is the dumbest take in golf history.
Opinion: It's time we start criticising Scottie Scheffler for his aversion to leaving America. He's letting the global game down.
Read more: golfmonthly.com/features/its…
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Stupidest Person, World:
1. RFK
1A. Trump
RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"
Community note
RFK Jr. referred to "chemtrails," a conspiracy theory alleging secret chemical spraying by aircraft. No evidence supports this; trails are condensation (contrails) and a 2016 peer-reviewed survey of 77 atmospheric experts found 76 had seen none for such programs.
epa.gov/regulations-em…
iopscience.iop.org/article/10.108…
statnews.com/2026/09/17/rfk…
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I love it when Trump accidentally tells the truth. This is him on his recent round of golf in Ireland…
"I can't cheat. You have 250 Secret Service agents running down. IT'S NOT THAT I WOULDN'T CHEAT, but you can't move the ball."
... Stay classy, Donald.
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I know this is BS because I was with him in his Trump Tower apt once. I was looking through his telescope. He said, "I watched the twin towers fall through that ... it's solid gold." Those were his exact words and not a single word about going down there to help.
🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump claims that he was lifted out of the rubble on 9/11:
"Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they lifted me up, and they started running with me."
(Never happened)
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Funny Trump golf story in Forbes today ... he starts with bacon + eggs for b'fast, then a big hot dog halfway thru the round, then a bacon cheeseburger for lunch. The man's bloodstream must be 98% nitrites by now ... #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain
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Don't hate me just because I'm on The Shot. My column (free link) for WaPo. wapo.st/4qQ0f1A
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Good. This is safer for everyone, especially Tiger.
Tiger Woods banned from driving for five years but avoids jail
The 15-times major winner, who was initially accused of driving under the influence following a rollover crash in March, agrees to reduced charge in court
Read more ⬇️
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Sorry, but YES you do. You give a young guy a shot. You FINALLY start using the President's Cup as a testing ground for the Ryder Cup. It's a perfect place for young guys to get experience. We keep losing RCs and this is part of the reason.
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You're Donald Trump. Your self-esteem bucket has a hole it in the size of a fist. So you need to fill it hourly. "I'm the greatest president ever!"
... drip, drip ...
"I just won the war!"
.. drip, drip ...
"Dolly really liked me!"
... drip, drip ...
What a sad way to live.
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In the end, I'm delighted LIV came along. It drained $6B from the murderous Saudi Royals and didn't make a pebble's dent in real golf. Peace out, Sheik.
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If you know Trump, you know he'll cheat to win.
If he doesn't win, he'll lie and say he won.
If he loses, he'll say you cheated and declare himself the winner.
This is the twisted narcissist who represents us.
#WorstPersonEver
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More tales of Trump, King of the Golf Cheats ...
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I love that I'm still getting updated stats on LIV.
You think, as the Titanic was sinking, they were still handing out the next day's breakfast menu?
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Won't you help the blind? The halls of Congress are full of visually impaired men and women who can't see what's right in front of them -- the corruption, lies and idiocy of President Trump. You can help them see again. Vote them the F out.
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I give up. Donald Trump is the greatest golfer of all time... my column (no paywall) ...
wapo.st/45ATU0i
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Just stop talking to him. Do you interview the crazy man on the corner screaming at invisible demons?
Lindell will not concede. Claims there are anomalies in the numbers that his teams will be looking into overnight. @KSTP
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