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people my age spending their Saturdays “with friends” or “going on a date” or “talking to friends” and I get to sit in the rain alone watching the terps get molested on the football field in an empty stadium.
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join the movement.
#NotJerkingOffUntilMarylandFiresLocksley
Not jerking off until Mike Locksley is fired from his position as Maryland football’s head coach. Jim smith, if this kills me, I want you held liable.
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taking my gf to the chris hansen biopic and shaking my head at all the predator scenes so she knows i DO NOT fuck with that.
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Since March 30, 2025:
Maryland MBB: 12-21 (4-16 B10)
Maryland FB: 6-9 (1-8 B10)
Baltimore Ravens: 9-10
Baltimore Orioles: 144-161
Washington Commanders: 5-14
Washington Nationals: 138-177
Washington Wizards: 19-77
Kevin's Curse?
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"without cause"
i am making an earnest request to every female undergraduate student at the University of Maryland.
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Attention all,
I will not be jacking off until Michael Locksley is fired as head coach of the Maryland Terrapins.
Retty Shettle, Master of Science.
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i would first like to thank #her for not posting any stories this week that would send me into a spiral.
locked in.
go terps. beat tech.
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ATTENTION TERP FANS
Join us tomorrow at 6:00 PM for a Spaces pregame talk show ahead of the VT game hosted by myself and @unclejimbo21
Featured guests will include Maryland sports insider @Jeff_Ermann and MBC greats @terps4lifeontt @GBF_Terps @terpsguy @Kristop38560529
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"ole miss vs lsu" "top ten matchup" "lane kiffin"
yawn.
there's a turf war brewing in college park. local pizza shops are getting involved. a head coach desperate to get the attention of a reporter who already greeted him.
franklin vs. locks. battle of the balds. cinema.
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went to the state fair and reminisced on when i used to pull women #washed
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