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A woman's life finish at 28. A man's life start at 28. Few will understand.
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Me fighting the urge to text someone that doesn’t care about me anymore
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how it feels to spend money on basic necessities instead of stuff you want
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A humanoid robot, newly produced in China and making headlines with its flexible structure, has been introduced.
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Florence Pugh in East of Eden.
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women get horny when: 1. ovulating 2. when you smell good 3. after a deep conversation 4. after spending quality time with you 5. when they like the way your voice sounds 6. you kiss her forehead, then look into her eyes 7. when they admire your arms/hands/veins 8. you hold eye contact a little longer 9. you pull her close with confidence 10. when they feel emotionally safe 11. when they actually like you 12. about to start their period it’s rarely just about s3x s3x s3x but about how you make her feel.
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Who knew that lemurs were the real tweakers of the jungle
Lemurs really be in the jungle gettin high off millipedes lmao
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When one AirPod runs out of battery but the other is still fully charged.
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A seagull is accidentally hit by a tennis ball during a game in Australia.
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A 9-year-old boy sneaked out of the house, stole his grandmother's SUV, went for a drive, and then crashed it.
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He could not believe his eyes
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Whenever you feel lonely, remember that your white blood cells are fighting like this for your health..
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That one virgin girl with zero body count who loves you unconditionally, isn't greedy and cares for you and always supports you. Sad that most men will never find such a girl.
︎ ︎venom
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POV: Your kid begs for a hamburger. You get him a hamburger.😟
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“I fed, bathed, and clothed you” was I supposed to do that shit myself at the ripe age of 1?
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One of the greatest scenes in Spider-Man history.🕷️
JUST IN: Tobey Maguire is the Spider-Man actor most likely to reprise his role in Avengers Doomsday.
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a woman caressing & scratching ur face with her nails like that increases ur lifespan by at LEAST a year
kissing her & then leaning his head on her shoulder…
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Mind you Olivia went number one with more than 150k lol
Taylor Swift is projected to spend at least 11 weeks at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2026, per @Kalshi markets. She has spent 5 weeks at #1 so far.
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Not liking movie you were excited to see
Apart from breakup, what else can make a man be like this?
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The US doesn't feel like a real place at times
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