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Ondo, Nigeria
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It's not that you can't start because it's hard. But rather it's hard because you have not started yet.
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Even for one way nah 2 way I dey look before I cross the road
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Messi fans are supporting Portugal to win so they can say, “The team can do better without Ronaldo.” Ronaldo fans are praying for Portugal to lose so Messi fans won’t banter them. Everyone is confused 😭😂
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I just help the poor just now, two ears nor hear. If na some of una now, una for don carry am come social media.
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This flag is beautiful but full of pain, Nigeria would have been the happiest and most beautiful country if we had a good governments, happy 65th year of pain and cry😩
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Person go dey in love today, before daybreak, feelings don vanish. 😂 Na so I wan take marry. 😭
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Abi i dey face another person repercussion? 😩
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I fit use my life bet say na ajo money this girl wan pay😂
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We all shall go out and come back safely 🙏🏻
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This girl wan whine me but I correct am😂
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Imagine flushing twin babies inside the WC just to make yourself happy for just a minutes 😩
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Bike man waist dey see more than 20 pants and pussy in a day😂
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What a beautiful goal from Gonçalo Ramos⚽
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Nobody talks about how exhausting it is to pretend you have your life figured out when you are literally just improvising every day.😂
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If this match ends like this I will grant your wish tomorrow
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What's one thing adulthood taught you that nobody warned you about? 😂
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Peace of mind is all I seek🙏
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One more time keh😂
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As you don set your standard pass person wey suppose help you, now that you need help you fit still lower am again?
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Being an adult is basically saying “I'm tired” and continuing anyway.😂
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“If I were in your shoes” Bro, me and you no dey use the same size 😂
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