Working for DoorDash while white is a viscerally wrong experience. Imagine living in a future of opulent wealth where the glowing box in your pocket can deliver any delectable treat you may desire at the push of a button, but you are the one delivering it to others instead of the one pushing the button. Working for DoorDash while brown is like when a husky pulls a sled for the first time

IM BLEEDING

Single mothers should not be allowed to have drivers licenses

Who is Jane Doe and why is she so damn rapeable?

The step uncle who molested me as a kid is now a fifth grade teacher. I never reported my rapist for fear that he would be deported and his two young daughters would get caught in the crossfire but now I feel responsible. #wearejanedoe

It’s #cheatonyourfatwifewednesday

Everyone on the planet who has a tattoo is a faggot and there are zero exceptions

I set my Grok voice to female so that I can get the same rush as when I talk over a real woman

It’s 2026. I start my day by pouring a bowl of Saja Boys Cinnamon Toast Crunch for breakfast, while waiting for my Huntrix Eggo waffles to pop from the toaster. I put a K-Pop Demon Hunters sticker on the milk jug just to feel something. Maybe it’s Rumi’s milk. I am watching body cam executions on my phone while I eat. I jerked off about 20 minutes ago. It is 11:40am. I am 37 years old.

Hey man I was fine with the mixed race kid but the fact its not a rape baby gives me the ick

Women get really upset when you suggest cheating on your fat wife but they don’t know the struggle. They think they deserve to be loved unconditionally. The cold hard truth is sometimes you just get too fat. You gotta get cheated on! Sorry not sorry! I’m gonna cheat on my fat wife.

My cock? Huge. My wife? Even bigger. You can bet your ass I’m cheating on her every chance I get.

So, you got a wife. And then one day she got fat. That's not what you signed up for. Cheat on her.

Real patriots are not on our campuses, or at blue collar jobs, or flyering for the next red candidate. Real patriots are on the front lines cheating on their fat wives

When I was a kid my mom caught me stealing a skinamax video from Blockbuster and hiding it in the veggietales box. As penance she made me eat the entire thing in one sitting

The most important part of gym recovery is getting molested by a disabled guy in the locker room afterwards :3

Women be like "sorry I didn't respond, I was hella busy" and they were busy being a whore online

I think the most unforgivable part of Jeffrey Dahmer’s character was how mean he was to his grandma