September 17-19, 2027. 21 years of not booking the bands you wanted, in the order you wanted, for free. *PARODY ACCOUNT*

Douglass Park. Chicago, IL.
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Back by unpopular demand. Thank you for being patient and amazing this weekend. And we're not just saying that because we want something from you. So we decided to open this Riot Fest 2027 pre-sale back up until Friday. Get your Riot Fest tickets now! bit.ly/RIOTFEST27
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on sale now 💨
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Welp. I guess @MCHammer doesn’t want to perform at Riot Fest. I guess he’s NOT too legit to quit. I guess we can’t touch this…
What random for us band should we book for Riot Fest next year? @MCHammer? @RapperToneLoc?
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Everybody tag @MCHammer and ask him wtf?
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LAST CHANCE! Riot Fest 2027 presale ends TONIGHT at 11:59pm: bit.ly/RIOTFEST27 See you next year.
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A little rain never stopped us anyway. Check our our Sunday gallery and don't forget to grab your 2027 presale tickets now. riotfest.org/2026/09/24/gall…
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Still missing us? Because we're still missing you. Let’s reminisce about it through photos. Saturday gallery here now! riotfest.org/2026/09/24/gall…
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We just booked Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar to play Riot Fest next year!
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What random for us band should we book for Riot Fest next year? @MCHammer? @RapperToneLoc?
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July is the hottest month of the year in Chicago, dumbass. Maybe sit the one out, kiddo.
Replying to @RiotFest
Skewed graph. More rain in summer on days it rains but less days of rain. Anyone from Chicago knows July is gorgeous almost 24/7 Dont post this bullshit to cope with your shitty argument to criticism
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Due to scheduling conflicts, our @honeyrevengeca x @WeAreDPS show with @hunnytheband and @Broadside_ has moved to @thebottomlounge on December 11. Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/BL-HONEYREVENGExDPS
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Not that historical weather data matters anymore because of global climate change and idiots using Gen AI for everything and the warming of the earth and destruction of our water resources and the increase in severe weather year round and the constant video surveillance.
Ok smart guy. Would you prefer February or March?
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I wonder if @napercoyne made it back to Riot Fest this year…
Shut the fuck up you dork ass loser. Seriously some of the softest dumbest people on the internet.
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Still missing Riot Fest? Let’s reminisce about it through photos. We all know you’re not paying attention at work anyway. riotfest.org/2026/09/23/gall…
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Ok smart guy. Would you prefer February or March?
Replying to @RiotFest
You guys need to move riot fest up in the calendar year for when it doesn’t rain
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This is bullshit. It happened Sunday night. It’s a light show we had during @WilliamShatner’s heavy metal band at Riot Fest.
Leave Chicago so you don’t get abducted by aliens 🛸
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Replying to @mychemiplier
like there’s no need to try and give a festival social media account a “funny” personality because it just comes off as snarky and immature
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RT @piercetheveil: UNDER THE BLINDING RAIN @RIOTFEST 📸 Matty Vogel 🎥 Christian Waite
Pierce The Veil
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This weekend was insane, but because we have the best fans in the world, you still made it unforgettable. We hope this gallery reminds you why you make Riot Fest unlike any other place out there. riotfest.org/2026/09/22/why-…
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Yes let’s do Riot Fest in Chicago during the month with the 2nd hottest temperature the 3rd highest rainfall. Brilliant idea.
Replying to @RiotFest
Can it be in August next year pls
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A big thanks to @onetailatatime for supplying adoptable puppies (Pancake, Party, Tangerine, and Nestor) and the amazing Cryptid Kid, Miss Amanda, and Dannie Diesel aka Danielle Colby for supplying the fire for @WilliamShatner. 🔥🐶
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If you want to adopt these or other puppies, or you want to volunteer or donate money, reach out to @onetailatatime. (the fire breathers are not up for adoption)
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