Writer/Podcaster | Child Dad | Born: STL | #MIZ | Podcast: Softcore History (linked)
Austin, TX
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Somehow this cartoon I made literally just for shits and gigs for my Twitter was named a finalist for Best Comedy Micro Film and Best Texas Film at the #AustinAfterDarkFilmFestival. Screens tonight. On an actual movie screen. Pretty excited.
Made a new cartoon about guns and Coronavirus and socialism and Chef Boyardee pls watch.
Steve's New Gun (for killing his neighbors if this Coronavirus stuff goes really south)
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Once again @MyBookie is funding our content this month. They rule.
If you wanna put some money on the games this weekend code SOFTCORE gets you a protected bet up to $500. (So, basically, you cannot lose.)
Check it out ➡️ mybookie.ag/
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This sounds grim, but I basically never buy toys for my kids because their childless aunts and uncles and their empty-nester grandparents buy a ton.
Way too many, tbh. I actually become full-on anti-capitalist when I walk into our messy playroom.
Toy sales among adult-only households have now outpaced households with children for toy sales, growing 16% through June, according to a market research group. nbcnews.com/business/consume…
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Iran war, AI apocalypse, blah blah blah.
What troubles me most about the state of my country is that a commercial for mites living inside your eyes is airing on Sunday Night Football because it's apparently a big enough problem to justify that ad spend.
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Just saw the UCLA game cut away to the student section. Saw so many Indian kids. Fuming. (It should be no one.)
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s/o @MyBookie for funding our content this month.
If you feel like putting some cash on the games, code SOFTCORE gets you a protected bet up to $500. So you literally can't lose. Let a giant parlay rip.
mybookie.ag/
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Clemson is facing a team whose entire coaching staff was hired at a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting and somehow Dabo still has the worse staff.
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Should've foreseen that telling my kids (for my own lolz) that rain is actually "sky pee" would backfire immediately and spectacularly.
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The people bragging about being “Heritage American” are giving “fraternity legacy” in all the worst ways.
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