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I don't care what Twitter says I don't have followers. Cult leaders have followers and that's not me. I have friends on here who are independent thinkers who sometimes don't see things like I do. This is the type of people I want to be friends with.
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Remember 🤔
This was the turning point for a lot of folks.
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Let me make myself perfectly clear. Politicians in this country are treasonous filth. That's the ones on the supposed right And the ones on the supposed left And everything in between. This is what I see.
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Bon appetite
FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: TRUST THE SAUCE A true patriot never asks what’s in the bowl. He eats. He believes. He asks for seconds.
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My path.
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A sign of things to come.
NEW: 8% interest rates on mortgages now a “realistic possibility” according to MarketWatch.
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Can you see it yet or are you still blind?
Before the lights go out.⚡️ @IanMalcolm84
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Goodnight my friends. Let's not forget the basic facts of life.
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Let your soul shine It's better than sunshine Better than moonshine Damn sure better than the rain People don't mind We all feel this way sometimes Got to let your soul shine Shine until the break of day 🎶
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I no longer believe that I am getting the views and likes that are showing. Most of the likes that I am getting are from accounts who have never posted anything or if they have it's been over a year ago. This is AI screwing with us trying to keep us on this platform more.
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I am naming the 2026 midterms "The Revenge of the Panicans." The American public is gonna prove that protecting pedophiles and starting more wars isn't as popular as you thought it was.
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Here's some more truth from Col. Wilkerson.
The Israeli takeover of the US has been a long time coming. Col. Lawrence Wilkerson: ‘I watched Mossad take over the Pentagon in 2002.'
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JUST IN 🚨: U.S. 10-Year Treasury Yield jumps to highest level since the run-up to the Global Financial Crisis
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It would be a real shame if everyone started to respond with this to the ones who think they can tell you what to do on election day.
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Only one of them makes the world a better place to live.
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Pictures can speak louder than words.
"If Republicans lose the election we'll be over run by jihad!!" Meanwhile...
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Ignore what people say. Watch what they do instead.
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Sounds like something a communist country would do.
NEW: DOJ now designating critics of data centers as potential “foreign agents,” warning that posting “anti-AI propaganda” may bring criminal charges.
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