Tooooour. I am going on tour next year. I am also doing shows this year at @abercomedyfest.bsky.social on Oct 4th and the Young Vic in London as part of THE SHEDINBURGH FESTIVAL ON OCT 10 3pm. Tickets from robauton.co.uk

People of Tooting

Err I’m going to watch the Odyssey again, can I do it after?

Last night I was woken by an idea for a line I had in a dream. I couldn’t believe how good this line was. I’d never heard anything like it. I wrote it down in my notes. The line was ‘The lethargy at the heart of a dog’s intuition’. It meant so much in the dream but now- nothing.

Edinburgh 2026

Incredible new Scarred for Life episode OUT NOW! This week we are joined by performer, writer & poet @RobertAuton to chat magpies, Narnia and Willie Lopez from ghost.

New Show - @RobertAuton 🚨 Following the success of his sell-out 2025-26 nationwide tour, multi-award-winning writer, performer, podcaster and actor Rob Auton is returning to Sheffield next April his thirteenth hour JUPITER. This show is a story about a time when Rob Auton had a job as an estate agent on the planet Jupiter. It is fiction. Tickets on sale Friday 17th July @ 10am from: leadmill.co.uk/event/rob-aut…

Big thanks to Adam Buxton for having me on his podcast. We went on a walk along a canal in 2024 and recorded the conversation. The editor had their work cut out but the episode is now live from all the usual places if that sounds like something you’d be up for listening to. Word.

Final work in progress shows of my new show JUPITER

Shout out to the solar panels. They’re going to be busy today.

This cat always looks like it's been selected in a photograph and has that glow effect around it.

This week I am doing work in progress shows of my new show JUPITER in these places. Tuesday-Manchester Wednesday-Ealing Friday-Luton Saturday-Exeter Sunday-Bristol All details here robauton.co.uk

EXXXXTRA tickets have been released for my run of shows @sohotheatre in London this week. I’m on until Saturday. 7.15pm-8.15pm. It would be excellent to see you in the air conditioned room. sohotheatre.com/book-online/…

🔔London shows added🔔 I am doing five nights of my show CAN at Soho Theatre in London May 26th-30th. These will be my final shows of CAN. Last tickets are available here sohotheatre.com/events/rob-a…

Imagine being a time traveller in BATH, you’re desperate to find a phone box and all you can is these

Next Tuesday, 21st April- I am doing a work in progress of my new show ‘Jupiter’ in London at the Bill Murray comedy club in Angel. Wednesday 22nd I am going to FOLKESTONE to do it at the Quarterhouse. Would be great to see you if you fancy it? All WIP dates are on my website. 🤝

What a picture. Imagine finishing a journey and your transport looking like that. It would occur to ONE that ONE had been through something of epic proportions.