I want to be the girl with the most cake.
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She is still with me, but I wonder a lot what my father would have thought: of things, of me, of my current life. Would he have been proud? Would his staunch beliefs have softened any with age? I don’t know.
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I know it looks like something Scientologists would use when offering to audit you at the mall, but I really want a skin autofluorescence reader.
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Also, I had a very vivid, intense dream last night. No one will ever convince me that dreams are not glimpses into parallel worlds of some sort. I communicate too deeply in my dreams; my dreams convey too much meaning for them to be only dreams.
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The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away
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Im picking up where I left off. And by that I mean I’m going to read the babysitters club books from 1996 on forward.
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If I read “are you there god? It’s me, Margaret” does that count as reading Jewish literature? Because intellectually and maturity-wise, that’s my reading level, right now
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I just want to put this out there. I press the “like” button quite liberally, because for political posts, it’s often my way of saying “thank you for sharing this information.” It doesn’t necessarily mean I agree. Just wanted to share that in case likes ever go public.
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Single mothers: generally speaking, they violate social norms, then demand social assistance. It's their modus operandi
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