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Talk crazy to a grown man who lifts boxes for a living and suddenly you’re the package getting delivered to the pavement…😳
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Just saw a girl post ‘I squirted MULTIPLE times today’ with a shy emoji like she didn’t just turn her bed into a water park and her neighbors into trauma survivors😏🤣
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Nutted so hard the bed applied for Disability. She’s buzzing like a phone on silent. And I’m twitching like a tweaker mid-comedown. Absolute chaos…
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Saturday night energy where you’re both going at it like the bed owes you money and you’re collecting with interest. Absolute fucking animals..
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Nothing kills the mood faster than a leg cramp mid-stroke.
One second you’re going hard, next second you’re hopping around holding your calf crying like a bitch on reality TV.
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Post-nut clarity hits different on a Wednesday. One second you’re moaning, next second you’re thinking about emails and whether you locked the door…🤣
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People are mad ’cause Sydney got naked with some sports gear for an app she owns a piece of. Female athletes act like she just erased Title IX.
She’s hot, she got paid, the ad works. Chill the fuck out...
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Nothing sexier than both of you trying to get it on after a long day and realizing one of you still has work socks on. Real fucking romantic…
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Woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and somehow still hit every red light. The universe really said “good morning, asshole..
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