If you’re under 35 and a #Rockets fan I’m really sorry you weren’t around for the ‘94 and ‘95 teams 🏀. Spooky SZN is here!!! 👻 🎃 😈 🔪

🎶 Walking the Dinosaur 🎶
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Realizing there are 11 more primetime games this season featuring NFC East teams
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The way he just absolutely loses his shit is brilliant
RIP Richard Riehle. This is probably my favorite scene in Office Space
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Philadelphia Eagles doctors treating Jalen Hurts for blood clots.
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The Eagles…
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BREAKING: #Colts have fired GM Chris Ballard.
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Cowboys vs Eagles next week on MNF
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Happy Birthday to the Boogeyman himself, Michael Myers! 🎃 🔪 Born October 19, 1957 🎂 69 years old and still the GOAT 🎃
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The NFC East in 2026
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Yeah....pretty accurate if you think about it
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They might flex this game to the Home Shopping Network
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Actual human beings said that Carnell Tate wasn't going to be an WR1 in the NFL because he played next to Jeremiah Smith in college #ThankYall
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NEVER SPEAK ON MY DOGSHIT TEAM AGAIN
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if the Titans can stay healthy all season, they’ll probably the worst team in football.
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Colts paid Daniel Jones $90 million and traded 2 first round picks for Sauce Gardner so they could give the pathetic Titans their first win of the season
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A lite snack after getting the win in London.
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The Baltimore Ravens it comes to blowing double digit 2nd half leads
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There's going to be commercials in the future allowing Titan fans who "survived" this era of Titans football to file a claim
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Chargers fans preparing themselves for another Sunday of football
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Prayers up for Texas quarterback Arch Manning 🙏 Nothings wrong with him…he just sucks.
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Hi Everyone, I’m Steve Sarkisian. I don’t have a fucking clue how to build an offensive line that can block, but I can waste a shitload of money on skill players in the portal.
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