Born free. Probably drinking.

Posted up in my premium credit card’s lounge (I’m flying Southwest basic economy)
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From my brother this morning. Is he cooked?
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8:10 AM and my social media time for the day has already ran out. Happy WFH
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Successful peace talks with @millertyne80085 . 3rd party negotiations with @LazLocks have been proposed as a means to securing regional tranquility.
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It’s finally happening tomorrow
💔🥀 @MikeLob80085
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Ghost wipe while in chew-clock territory at work #wasted
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So much dopamine today. Quick 6 hr reset and we’re up and at it again tmr
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Just trying to scroll and my #dumbass roommate keeps trying to engage in convo
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Auto-drafted in my $500 work league I’m going to kms
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This team could actually win a 12-man league
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First in office dap from my boss got me feeling #strange … not sure what the play is here #lank
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Imagine if you gave that brotha Jack Kail a couple more inches #salivating
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The horse is prepared for battle
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Tommy Martin-esque setup here. Special player
Pay attention to how short & simple this move to the ball is vs 100mph from Mason Miller. Hitters: you really don’t have time for much else. Time is the ultimate constraint in hitting. Simplicity wins.
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Solo bar run to watch some baseball after walking a quick 9 after work #5to9
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Starting an ILBV B-team fantasy football league. DM for info.
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Put Your Head On My Shoulder just came on in the hospital cafeteria… He’s everywhere I go
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Told my dumbass roommate that I have a burner and he keeps making dumbass tweet suggestions. #dumbass #maninthearena
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My God that body of yours
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CNS primer in the gym this AM for a noon tee time. Addicted to this shit.
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