The King is expected to say that he deeply regrets certain aspects of our colonial past - aspects that mean even today, in 2026, we all have to put up with the likes of Lenny fuckin' Henry.
Barnsley's premier motor dealer now offering a free car with every full tank of fuel. Meanwhile, Wombwell man says he's unconcerned about rising cost of a full tank of diesel as he only ever puts twenty quid's worth in.
As Andy Burnham, appeared to sympathise with the position of Manchester City owners following them being found to have falsified commercial sponsorship arrangements, attention shifted to the Prime Minister's own £2m a year T shirt deal.
Harry and Meghan condemn sighting of international media photographer near school grounds. But on the plus side, he has scared away all the pedophiles.
“Watch out for any bills from utilities like gas, electricity or water. That’s definitely a sign they’re being scammed” she told The Bugle “Or anything headed HMRC with a demand for money attached. That’s the biggest scam of the lot.”
Owain Wyn-Evans intends to cycle over 400 miles in five days. A spokesperson for Children In Need said "This challenge is going to be extremely brutal on the arse, but if anyone can do it, Owain can."