Meet COOF. π¦
Online 25/8. Always about to catch the next 100x β 47 tabs open, +999 notifications. He researches every coin until it pumps, then buys the top and sells the bottom. Wins Monday, gives it back double by Tuesday.
Chasing financial freedom. Currently down sleep, sunlight, and everyone who used to call. Always early to the research. Always late to the trade.
COOF is the Gollum of crypto β loves it more than anything, fears it most of all. His precious. His prison.
So the bird did the one grown-up thing in his life and made his own coin impossible to run off with:
π₯ ~80% of supply burned β for good
π LP locked 1 year, first-party on Meteora (no sketchy locker)
β»οΈ old pool torn down & rebuilt clean β his own liquidity, no traders caught in it
π£ 50M flock rewards vesting monthly, Oct '26 β Oct '27 β no dump switch
π« mint + freeze authority revoked at launch
No price talk. No promises. Just a caffeinated pigeon who bolted every exit he might've panic-sold you through.
Don't trust it β verify it π
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