Been working on this for some time as a fun side project. Launch hasn’t gotten the eyeballs was expecting but some really cool tech here built by yours truly. Tick alerts on coin graduations across multiple chains, runner alerts, filter out the scams, and a telegram bot so you never miss a trade. More to come as a passion project.

What’s this? Dev is cooking 👀.

Did you catch it, anon? Never miss with @OnlyGrads.

I’m hearing a rumor that Kim Jong Un is launching a coin on Aptos in the next 24 hours

they cured cancer and legalized hyperliquid today

We’re bringing fine art to the crypto world.  No NFTs, no tokenisation. We're pioneering a new standard: the RFT (the Real Fkin Thing). But let’s rewind a couple weeks. My brother Zef and I (@sentido_sol) are in Dubai for the holidays. It's turned into an end-of-year tradition where the rest of the family flies out from London to visit. Over brunch, we chat about how each of our years have gone. Zef had spent most of it working in the Curatorial team at Pallant House Gallery, after finishing his Master's at Sotheby's the year before. I had spent it within the startup space on Solana. He begins to tell me of pieces he's sold this year to private collectors, but the truth is, I'm not really listening. My mind was distracted. There was something here. An opportunity to bring the world of the arts to the world of crypto. The idea came to mind: fall in love with a piece, send stables, and we'll handle the rest. I’d witnessed the legends @watchking69 and @BrenzGarage do similar, cornering the crypto-native markets for watches and cars respectively. 'Let's cater exclusively to crypto people' I blurted out. He shot me a look, replying, 'the same people who paid $500k for the ape pictures?' Wasn't our finest moment 😄, I thought to myself. But behind the light-hearted jibe, he saw the vision as I did. As I finished up writing this tweet, I was thinking about what truly separates fine art from the likes of watches or cars. A text popped up from Zef. 'Art has superseded empires, generations, economy and war. Once you realise that, you can never look at it the same again.' Welcome to Cedar & Spring. We source art that you love, and deliver it to your doorstep. First piece drops next week.

You should’ve put Minnesota first when you had the chance, instead you let billions of dollars of fraud happen across your state… anywayssss I hear Quality LEARING Center is hiring 👀

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Clearing my head the best way I know. this is therapy mfers.🫡

Using advanced cryptography and artificial intelligence we were able to decode the cut minute from the Epstein security camera footage

We are now farming on hypeEVM as well. The future is bright chads.🫡

"Bitcoin is everything people don't know about computers combined with everything they don't understand about money." - John Oliver

Imagine being in charge of this amount of money while simultaneously being this stupid. How do these people get these positions?

Fuckcoin isn’t a meme. It’s downstream exposure to a memetic invariant that outlives belief. You don’t hold it. It holds you.

I know ya'll fuck... I've used the product. Fuckcoin X @krakenfx wen 🖕

1 month ago today… vibes were right

Someone check on Tim Walz

Vibes were accurate

Do not fear the M2 magnet. Embrace the M2 magnet. Bitcoin doomers will be in disbelief soon. ATH within 90 days.

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