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Good morning fellas! Merry hump day
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Good morning fellas! Are you ready for this fine Tuesday?
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People are really spending time crying about AI on a daily good morning post lol
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How I feel when I gather all my paint, fill my brush cleaning tub and wet pallet with water, then finally sit down to paint a model only to immediately lose all my motivation for the day and hop on my PC instead.
How I felt after spilling Nuln Oil for the 8th time
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Good morning fellas!
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Royal Guard Red retweeted
AAAHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! I CAN'T HANDLE PLASTIC SPACEMEN THAT MAKE ME MY INCOME!! I NEED TO CHEAT ON MY WIFE IMMEDIATELY!!
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Good morning fellas!
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It's great seeing the lads smash the crap out of the competition.
And thus, the greatest tabletop kickstarter has ended. Not only did Space King utterly stomp on Trench Crusade in backers and funding, it also managed to become apart of the top 10 most funded tabletop kickstarters of all time. Total chud victory. Good work, lads.
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$9.3 million dollars… Thank you so much to EVERYONE. This is legit life changing and will let us continue Space King for a thousand years 😭😭
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Royal Guard Red retweeted
Replying to @RoyalGuardRedX
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And thus, the greatest tabletop kickstarter has ended. Not only did Space King utterly stomp on Trench Crusade in backers and funding, it also managed to become apart of the top 10 most funded tabletop kickstarters of all time. Total chud victory. Good work, lads.
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Royal Guard Red retweeted
Imagen how trench crusade is feeling right about now. also, dont be sorry tom and don (or who ever is runing the x acount for flashgitz), for you have shown nothing but kindness to us and understood us more than other people in this industry. For you have proven to us, by given us a spark of enjoyment and hope in the grim dark presence of modern times, praise SpaceKing and praise Flashgitz.
What the hell 😭 we already hit $8,008,135 before the last day even fully started. I’M SORRY, WE DON’T HAVE ANY MORE STRETCH GOALS! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US
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Good morning fellas! Reminder thar the Imperium are the good guys
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What the hell 😭 we already hit $8,008,135 before the last day even fully started. I’M SORRY, WE DON’T HAVE ANY MORE STRETCH GOALS! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US
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Ive been seeing a lot of confusion about the Space King Boardgame Kickstarter. So I've decided to give everyone some key information regarding pledging to the campaign and doing your part for Space King! -The "Recruit" tier only gives you the board game for $20 off. If you want stretch goal rewards and extras, you have to get the "Psycho Warrior" tier or higher. -You will NOT be charged immediately upon pledging. Instead, your card will be charged when the Kickstarter ends on September 25th at 5 PM PST. -Upon checkout, you can split the payment into 3 separate charges paid once a month. So, if you get the Psycho Warrior edition for $299, you will pay around $99.67 each month for 3 months starting on the 25th instead of having to pay the full sum all at once. -Reminder that this is a purchase you will not receive until December 2027 (with KS projects, you could receive your stuff earlier or later than this as this is just an estimate). So, do not buy in and expect to paint models in a month or two. This is a buy and forget kind of thing. -I can personally confirm that @FlashgitzAnims has an amazing track record when it comes to choosing good manufacturing companies when it comes to merch and figures. Their larger Psycho Warrior model released earlier this year was of great quality and with this high of a backing they should be able to provide some good minis. -The miniatures are made of high quality PVC. Compared to Games Workshop's Polystyrene plastic, PVC is a softer vinyl plastic. I will admit, this is a cheaper material that most mass produced tabletop games use for miniatures such as Gloomhaven and Fallout: Wasteland Warfare. They're pretty simple to work on and possibly simpler than GW minis, honestly. Here are just a few tips regarding painting PVC minis: 1. PVC does not react to plastic glue. You must use super glue. Luckily this wont be an issue since Space King minis come pre-assembled. 2. You must wash the minis with soap, an old toothbrush/sponge, and warm water before priming so the primer will stick better. Basically like you do with resin. 3. Warping/bending with thinner parts (like swords or antenas) can happen with PVC minis, however it's a super easy fix. Simply put the messed up part in a bowl of hot water (just below boiling) for 10-30 seconds. It should automatically correct itself. Then immediately dunk it in a bowl of ice cold water for 20-30 seconds to set the position. And those are all the tips I have for supporting the Space King Boardgame on Kickstarter. Please share this around to help others with purchase anxiety. PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING, KING OF SPACE!
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It's time to up those pledges, white boy.
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Good morning fellas! I dont like waking up at 5 AM, but here we are.
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This is why the US needs to take over Canada.
Kraft Dinner has turned its iconic mac & cheese into a cream soda flavor It's only available in Canada for a limited time
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