Your econdev/ml cowboy grunt • hype man • comms, techno-proliferation 🇺🇸 throne.com/southmost
Brownsville, TX/Austin, TX
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There’s an anti Talarico ad airing in Texas rn that ends with “hes for they/them, not you” and I’m sorry but that kills me lmao
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Doing pushups before I get interviewed by the news for work so if I screw up up the viewers are simply too hypnotized by my glistening bulging himbo muscles to notice every rep pumping another IQ point out of my brain and directly into my pecs
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Hanging out w far right gays is crazy dawg they’ll be belting You’re Still The One by Shania Twain next thing the bartender uses the wrong ice for their old fashioned and they go “so many millions need to die. Western civilization has exhausted the peaceful options” bro what 😭
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First ever Pride I went to, 12 years ago today. I had just come out to my parents on my 21st birthday. An Australian man told me to punch him in the stomach. He took a lot of punches!
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What the hell is going on with tank tops/wifebeaters man. Hanes has a good shape but stretches easily especially at the gym. Fruit of the Loom is inconsistent as hell to the point half are usable in any pack. Amazon Essentials is oversized asf. YoungLA’s armholes are too big. Wtf
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I be like yeah bro I like order discipline and conformity and guys from da hometown be like “yeah I was a flag twirler in the color guard I get it” yeah nah bro that’s kinda not wtf I meant lmfao
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“Haha [insert conservative summit here] crashed Grindr!!! 🤪🤪🤪”
You people get played like fiddles on the daily on here. Grindr handles pride festivals it can handle the Republican midterm convention. “Wakanda forever” level libslop
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Rudy (Island edition) 🏝️ retweeted
This lady at the grocery store said she was “resigning from Anthropic” I’m like ok Idgaf… you rang the bananas up as a 68” flatscreen tv
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AI being the new PrEP for Twitter gay guys instablock-inducing discourse is so hilarious dawg. You people never fail to make me laugh my ass off
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Back when Nike had some sense in them they made some of the greatest socks ever invented, the Nike Dri-FIT Half-Cushion Crew Training Socks (SKU sx4827-001).
Anatomically correct left and right socks for $6 a pair and I still wear mine all these years later. The fuck happened ☹️
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Zac Efron is 5’8”
Tom Holland is 5’6”
Dave Franco is 5’7”
Josh Hutcherson is 5’5”
Justin Bieber is 5’7”
Nick Jonas is 5’6”
Canelo Álvarez is 5’7”
Wilmer Valderrama is 5’7”
Tom Cruise is 5’7”
Prince was 5’2”
Frank Sinatra was 5’7”
Your height isnt the huge problem you think it is
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