Even though I know there are two Alex Jones, I still automatically think it is the outgoing One Show presenter. But all shootings are real, and always have been, as is the opposition of new gun laws by the gun lobby.

I am shocked, even by President Trump standard. But any lawyer would say he was acting under diminished responsibility. It was a one off.

To cheer the Conservatives up, it happens every by-election. They lose seats, then will get them back at the General Election. And Boris is a lot better than a lot of world leaders.

Every time I see Ricky Gervais' back garden, I can't help noticing how neat and tidy it is. Ours are full of daises. He keeps reminding me to mow the lawns!

I was lucky enough to see the show in preview, and got a super note and signed photo from Carrie. The producers have been asking audiences for ages to save the show, so I suppose it was on the cards. I just wish Lord Lloyd-Webber had made the announcement to the cast on stage.