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LAST CHANCE to see this new show Live! I’m not doing a tour next year 🤷🏻‍♂️ So go get your tix at MattRifeOfficial.com
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We are now calling white people "nillas"
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Listen to Dungeons and Dragons Lore with AJ Pickett: Monsters, Gods and Forgotten Realms History on Spotify for Creators open.spotify.com/episode/2ua…
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Wahoo! Come hang out with us for happy hour hangout. Plus trivia! Trivia! Trivia!
HAPPY HOUR HANGOUT Ep. 181 {{{PARENTAL ADVISORY}}} *October Babies!* TODAY - 5:30pm to 7pm EST Grab a Beverage and join Me, @DeathMetalHero, and Our Awesome Guests for Goofy Fun, Zany Antics, and... ***TRIVIA*** 6pm Today's Drink: Pomegranate Martini Link Below 👇
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An important lesson in semantics...🤣🤣🤣
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Unconditional love
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Have you ever been over a friend’s house to eat and the food just ain’t no good? The macaroni soggy the peas all mushed and the chicken taste like wood? That don’t happen at @Flying__Feline ‘s. Join us at 5:30 pm est for happy hour n strip trivia. Link in comments.
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HAPPY HOUR HANGOUT Ep. 180 {{{PARENTAL ADVISORY}}} *Fall Y'all* TODAY - 5:30pm to 7pm EST Grab a Beverage and join Me, @DeathMetalHero, and Our Awesome Guests for Goofy Fun, Zany Antics, and... ***TRIVIA*** 6pm Today's Drink: Spiced Apple Cocktail Link Below 👇
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BTW, @Support hasn’t done anything about this imposter. Can you report the account? 👉🏻@WilliamShaxycv
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In retrospect, we probably should have just let them all eat the Tide Pods.
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This weekend is Ultracon Of South Florida Be sure to stop by, I'll be there on Saturday and Sunday!! Find me at the show and purchase my books/prints and original art! ultraconofsouthflorida.com/
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Art Auction #21! Even More New Art and books for Sale! Tonight at 9:30pm whatnot.com/s/QkgdE5M7 And don't forget, Shadow of the Kraken is also on Amazon! BUY it here: a.co/d/07Zm4F5m
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The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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Gen X defined: Ages 45-61 Looks 35-40 Will 100% throw hands Doesn't care about your feelings Cusses a lot Will make you cry with words Great work ethic Pragmatic Zero tolerance for stupidity Skeptical of authority Doesn't trust anyone at 1st Extremely loyal friend Figures shit out Most likely your boss Works hard, plays hard No fear Sarcastic as fuck Still listens to the same music Knows lyrics to Rock, Rap & Country Proficient in analog & digital tech Self reliant Adaptable to any environment Just wants to be left alone
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