ITS BEEN KNOWN TO HAPPEN THAT WHEN AN OVERZEALOUS VAMPIRE TAKES A VICTIM'S ENTIRE HEAD OFF THE PROCESS OF VAMPIRIZATION IS PARTIALLY COMPLETED AND THE HEADLESS BODY TAKES A FEW STEPS BEFORE COLLAPSING
Chaos when fighting the imperium:
we hate you because you SUCK but we also need you to stay around so we can use you as a battery
Tau when fighting the Imperium:
When im broke i only buy eggs in bulk and and just chug water before every omelet through out the day. Dont think you need to live off of instant raman and cheetos thats how you fucking die from poverty
Alcohol is the #1 obstacle to weight loss. Just one beer is 200 calories. That means the average person is consuming over 4,000 extra calories every single workday
i had a dream where a group of gimp rebels saved me from being chased but i had to suit up so they know not to target me and their leader roasted me like this
Pov: you're a guardsmen serving on nocturn, you attempt to hit on vulkan only for her to tell you that you should be going for a nice woman your age, you fall onto your knees, devastated at the beauty you can behold but never hold in your arms