Perfect European female career:
18 - Begin a degree in social communications
20 - Go on Erasmus to Barcelona, sleep with eight men from the same friend group
22 - Graduate, immediately take a “gap year”
24 - Move to Berlin to work for a climate tech startup, become bisexual for six months
26 - Get pregnant by a Turkish kebab shop owner, go on five-year maternity leave
32 - Return as Head of People & Culture
35 - Burn out, put your child up for adoption, move to Bali
37 - Become a virgin again through a purification ritual
39 - Return to Europe, join Hinge, reject 600 men for being emotionally unavailable
40 - Block your entire family after your therapist tells you to “protect your own peace”
43 - Marry a bald German engineer, become a trad wife, refuse to give him blowjobs because “it’s degrading to women”
Every father should want this future for his daughters