自从美国国际开发署被切断资金以来:
- 说唱音乐消亡了
- 民主党全国委员会破产了
- 共产党势力失去了委内瑞拉、哥伦比亚、厄瓜多尔、智利、洪都拉斯、玻利维亚、秘鲁和哥斯达黎加,巴西也将紧随其后
- 美国边境关闭,移民大篷车队消失了
- 民族主义者在欧洲各地节节胜利
- CNN 被出售
- 吉米·坎摩尔和斯蒂芬·科尔伯特的节目被取消
- 迪伦·马尔瓦尼和艾略特·佩吉找不到工作
- Lizzo 的专辑卖不动了
- 耐克股价崩盘
- 再也没有飓风了
- 再也没有植物肉了
- 麦当劳“麦香猪排堡”回归了
🛑 Since USAID was defunded:
- Rap music is dead
- DNC is broke
- Communists have lost Venesuela, Columbia, Ecuador, Chile, Honduras, Bolivia, Peru, Costa Rica and Brazil is next
- U.S. Border is CLOSED, migrant caravans are gone
- Nationalists are winning across Europe
- CNN sold
- Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert’s shows canceled
- Dylan Mulvaney and Elliott Page can’t find work
- Lizzo can’t sell an album
- Nike stock collapsed
- No more hurricanes
- No more plant based meat
- The McRib is Back
Got what I voted for again 🥇