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One day, y'all will explain to me why this brother never gets his flowers despite how much he does for the team.
You'd rather clamour over one teenage boy after 3 successful dribbles.
I just hope Rapha has an injury free season.💙🇧🇷
ALT Raphinha's celebration from Barcelona's win against Elche.
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You'll never understand how losing feels except you're a Man United fan.
However, I don't care about today's loss. You know why? Cos it paid me.😌
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That Kylian Mbappe hat trick in the World Cup final>>>
Utter madness. Absolute Euphoria.
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But if he says he's an embodiment of top tier class and greatness, some of you nitwits will call it arrogance.🤡
After scoring the 400th goal of his career, Cristiano Ronaldo said this in 2017:
🗣️ "400 today, and I will try to score another 400."
Now, he is just 19 goals away from reaching 1,000 goals 🤯
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To think Barcelona have a João Cancelo but there's a Patrick Dorgu and Luke Shaw in my own dressing room.
You just know that this game is rigged.
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I never wanted Michael Carrick to be handed this permanent coaching role. It was glaring that he wasn't to make it out alive.
Now, take a good look at the number of players he signed. How on God's green earth is he supposed to be a successful manager?
Man United's permanent first-team signings under every permanent manager since Sir Alex Ferguson ✍️:
🏴 David Moyes:
Marouane Fellaini, Juan Mata, Guillermo Varela, Saidy Janko
🇳🇱 Louis van Gaal:
Angel Di Maria, Daley Blind, Ander Herrera, Luke Shaw, Anthony Martial, Memphis Depay, Morgan Schneiderlin, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Matteo Darmian, Marcos Rojo, Víctor Valdés, Sergio Romero
🇵🇹 Jose Mourinho:
Paul Pogba, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Romelu Lukaku, Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Eric Bailly, Victor Lindelof, Nemanja Matić, Fred, Diogo Dalot, Alexis Sanchez, Lee Grant
🇳🇴 Ole Gunnar Solskjær:
Harry Maguire, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Bruno Fernandes, Cristiano Ronaldo, Jadon Sancho, Raphaël Varane, Donny van de Beek, Dan James, Edinson Cavani, Alex Telles, Facundo Pellistri, Amad Diallo, Tom Heaton
🇳🇱 Erik ten Hag:
Antony, Casemiro, Lisandro Martínez, Tyrell Malacia, Andre Onana, Rasmus Hojlund, Mason Mount, Matthijs de Ligt, Noussair Mazraoui, Leny Yoro, Joshua Zirkzee, Manuel Ugarte, Christian Eriksen, Altay Bayındır, Jonny Evans
🇵🇹 Ruben Amorim:
Matheus Cunha, Bryan Mbeumo, Benjamin Sesko, Senne Lammens, Patrick Dorgu, Diego Leon, Ayden Heaven
🏴 Michael Carrick:
Youri Tielemans, Carlos Baleba, Andrey Santos, Karl Darlow
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If you're a Man United fan and you're offended that we're currently losing to Atletico then you should check your mental health.
Were you hoping we'll come away with a win at the Metropolitano?
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What if I told you that I need Man United to lose today so that I can be pacified? 2-1 to be precise.🥹
That draw against Tottenham over the weekend is one of the most disgusting experiences I've had recently.
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Man United is profoundly useless. I don't even think this is a coach related problem anymore. How on earth did they manage to concede to a ten-man Tottenham.
Football didn't win today, spurs dseeved all three points.
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