🇺🇸🇪🇺🇮🇱 Neoliberal. Cat person. Zionist. Registered spy. Proud owner of a Jewish Space Laser™. 🇺🇦🇺🇳🏳🌈
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I have to work tomorrow. So, about 11 hours in advance of when I officially hit the big four-oh, here is my birthday message.
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If I am Gay President, I will make a law BANNING cages! #FreeThePeepees!!
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i take pants to my tailor & say "I need these hemmed. i want to wear them on wednesday, but if you can't get to it by then, it's okay" tailor launches into "how badly do you want the pants? how important are they?" my pants are now a hostage & i'm negotiating for their release.
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sometimes in life you either accept the relaxed-mask requirements at your local Covid-conscious lesbian dive bar or you don the hijab and call for Marxist revolution against milk-drinking ethnically non-Irish pedophiles and misogynists
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My takeaway is that Western Pomeranians aged 16-34 are disproportionately into pro-Russia Jew-hating socialism.
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Each year, on Labor Day, I am contractually obligated to remind the world of Warren R. McGraw and the "Scream at Racine."
youtu.be/X1Or8zXC4W4?si=aPDI…
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It irks me that we do not have a Business Day to exist alongside Labor Day. Given that the business of America is business, our corporate persons deserve to be honored, too!
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