Well.... that was a fun week break....

Wow. It just cost 12.61 to fill a 2-gallon gas can... Jeepers.

Well... that was a fun 24-hour break. Apparently someone got mad that I called them "retarded" over cheese too many times... My sincere apologies that you took it that badly; I really thought you already knew you were retarded...

And this does not bother any of my Democratic friends? Really? It is right there in black and white. A shitload of Democrats voted against transparency in how your money is being spent. At worst, they know greater scrutiny would uncover fraud or waste. At best, they are so hopelessly partisan that they will vote against anything carrying a Republican name, even basic financial transparency. Neither explanation is remotely acceptable. Your tax dollars do not become classified information just because accountability might give the other party a political win.

Hey, I have a question for the ultra-fucking idiots on both sides. When are you going to realize that it is supposed to be us against them, not us against each other? We are supposed to support one another and build a country together, not spend every waking hour fighting over partisan bullshit while the same government overlords fuck all of us at every turn. They have been doing a terrible job for decades. Maybe it is time we collectively tell them: “No. We want new ones. You are all fucking fired.” Then we impose term limits, cap their pay, prohibit individual stock trading, scrutinize every dollar they receive, and require complete financial and tax transparency from anyone holding federal office. It will never happen, though, because millions of people have turned partisan obedience into their entire personality. They would rather scream past one another, defend politicians who do not give a shit about them, and blame their neighbors than admit both parties have spent decades protecting the same broken system. It is fucking pathetic. This country revolted over taxation without representation. Now we are taxed out the ass, barely represented, and forced to watch politicians shovel the money into waste, vanity projects, corporate favors, and whatever other bullshit benefits everyone except the people paying for it. But please, keep fighting your neighbor. I’m sure your preferred collection of career politicians will save you any day now.

You can fucking tweet, but you can’t text your baby mama? Something about that seems... what’s the word? Oh, right. Fucking retarded.

You know, I pride myself on being able to look at either side and say, “No, that is fucktarded, and here is the evidence.” I generally get along with people on both sides because I hold views supported by each. Call me a moderate if you want. I genuinely do not give a shit about the label. What I cannot tolerate anymore is this aggressively stupid, terminally partisan bullshit. I keep seeing the same pattern from both extremes: “ICE iS LiTeRaLlY tHe GeStApO!” “TiLlAmOoK cHeEsE iS bUyInG sUiCiDe VeStS fOr ThE MuSlImS!” There is nothing in between. No context. No proportion. No nuance. Just two competing groups of fucking idiots waiting for their partisan daddies to tell them what they are supposed to fear today. Today, the far right is in the crosshairs, and I honestly do not care how many followers it costs me. Below is the Halal Haram product database. I expect every far-right radical currently having a nervous breakdown over Tillamook to identify and boycott every listed product with exactly the same enthusiasm. Tillamook has carried that halal certification since 2016. You ate it for ten fucking years without noticing. It only became terrifying when the internet instructed you to panic about the scary Muslim cheese. Here is the cheese list to get you started: halalharam.org/pdetail.aspx?…

Another coward-ass fucktard.

Yeah, it just cost me $261.82 to fill my diesel. But by all means, let’s focus on the halal certification printed on Tillamook cheese that has already been there for a fucking decade. Clearly, the label you never noticed until the internet told you to be angry about it is the real crisis.

Look, I found the dumbest fucking thing on here today.

It has been there for 10 years you fuckin retard.

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Both SFAS and SUT have a higher attrition rate than SOCM, by the way. The attrition rate for the long course is relatively low in comparison. Also, you’re not nor have you ever been an 18D, which is the MOS you get for completing the entire Q course… also you have to be in the Army. You are a perfect example of why the entire SOF community can’t stand SEALs, you realize?

Ooof.

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For all the people out there who keep confusing this shit, here is the crayon version: Ontology: What is? Epistemology: How do we know? Axiology: What is good or bad? What has value? Pedagogy: How do we teach the aforementioned shit? Thank you for your attention in this matter. Please eat the crayons responsibly.

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