daily zingers no1 reads :(

pinning as my all time self-elected best OnlyBanger.
Replying to @Review_bra
bet you try to hang out with this guy after he asked you 3 times to play some games you are like “hey man this was fun gotta get going” (headed to a rooftop party with 30 cool people, do not want to let him know) he asks “oh where are you going” you have to say “ah man family stuff” and he goes “really what is it” then goes “just one more game?” “alright yea sure” you reply you play again but he makes you watch a cutscene from the menu and is talking about the characters while shifting closer on the couch shifts one more butt scooch over until he’s in your personal space and you’re like sweating he dagger eyes and swivels his head left and goes “I’m gay.” and whips out his 3 inch joystick you bolt to the door and fidget with the locks, barely slamming it in his face and run down the hall while he goes “i’m sorry bro we can just be friends and play games” texts you every 8 hours with “hey” “hey bro” “what’s up man” “yoooo” until you block
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sigh as a primitivist i wish i didn’t have to say this but the plan would be: dismantle authoritarian left with ultimate authoritarian right (complete fascism) - for a generation make it extremely clear to 3-4 generations that any amount of woke mob or idiotic anti-society function is unacceptable and basically suffers immediate consequences then lower authority version appears and limits fascism then skips over rogue socialist takeover to restored monarchy then back to nomadic tribal rule so done with the matrix bro
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lucy craig looks like the exact type of girl I’d see at DIY / indie music shows shoving her ass in front of everyone and making a big show of her tits and then posting on Instagram of how the entire venue harassed her because they looked in her direction really i just wanted to watch the band and didn’t give a fuck but it’s always about the Self
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Men know consent just fine they’re just evil
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just put some (stuff) on my cock sure wish someone was around to sniff it off it’s starting to burn and i feel funny halp ;-;
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No one even knows what actually happened with Cornell 7. Like can someone link me the entire details with the full text transcripts? I think ppl are just sharing a story like “1 like is 1 prayer” and then talking about their own regrets
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the 3 who cried 7
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Welcome Straight White Western Man welcome to the Survival Zone Here’s your map: Niggerton Jewberg Foidville Here’s your gear: Zyns Celsius iphone 18 Pro Here’s your goal: Survive.
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In the wake of the Cornell 57 I no longer 69
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“i don’t think we’re a match” THEN WHO IS YOU SAY THAT AFTER 50 FIRST DATES A YEAR it’s their attention span and oxytocin bonds they can’t bond
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Maroon 5 vs. Cornell 7
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Hateful Eight vs. Cornell 7
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Jake Paul Team 10 vs. Cornell 7
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Fantastic 4 vs. Cornell 7
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today i read a community notice about a woman SAing a man and just thought let’s talk about it? but girls don’t ever cross boundaries .. noooooooo no way no they’re perfect they never: • hit you up constantly and unwelcomed • form weird attachments • try to form meet cutes • stalk • try to touch you • try to manipulate you • put you in a drunken or drugged state to make it easier to be with you no they never do that ever only men. definitely. #notallmen #somewomen #atonofwomen #abunchlikeatonofwomenarecreepy especially fat bitches those mfs will kidnap you but instead of having a van and candy all they have left is the van lol
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Claude could never. Thanks @elonmusk !
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OH CMON I mean those guys clearly did something terrible. Literally not allowed to say the other thing which is that how the fuck did Cornell “fail to protect” her like their job is building buildings and hiring teachers / admin? it’s just the guys and the frat, they’ll get arrested and / or be unemployable for life, you got the W. and the chapter will pay your millions. don’t worry about it. why the fuck would the entire university pay a settlement (you can’t arrest a college, that’s the only reason to sue) finally I’ll just fucking say it since none of you niggers read this far anyways: everyone knows what a frat party is and what happens. it’s not good, it’s not right. but just like walking into a crack den and getting a needle shoved up your arm shouldn’t be a shock like shockerrrrr when I went to uni (with honors btw 😼) I went to a few frat parties before i decided to do something with my life uhhhh 1. they suck balls like you can’t hear anyone and 2. the girls there are oddly the weirdest interactions you’ll ever have. they go. they drink in a pack. they yell at guys who try to talk to them. (until Brother Chad does), do a dance floor makeout, get wasted like their goal was to get wasted and count how many guys they can make out with. they take pictures of guys and post them on their dorm walls as kill counters. Ok so i digress The argument of “asking for it” is not a binary yes or no 1 or 0 argument. it’s nuanced. it basically says, in its best intended form: if you go to a frat party, you are in an environment of rapey boys who will take advantage of your weakness, so you should probably not drink a whole lot and talk to people you know and trust, have a plan. but the party isn’t even fun enough to like plan it, unlike a rave or festival or even a cool bar with a bouncer .. so like what the fuck are girls doing there it’s so weird why the fuck do they go? i digress again the argument of “asking for it” is like walking into a homeless camp with food and hoping no one tries to just steal your food, instead politely charming you and talking to you to earn the food they don’t care they’re on crack and hungry and you’re in lingerie it is wrong on their end. on your end it’s irresponsible. if my daughter came back and was like “this happened” I’d wait 5 years for healing and then blurt out “ok and so in retrospect was there like ANYTHING you could have done on your end?” it’s just so fucking obvious to not go but then college girls will like EXPLODE at you “so what, just never go to parties?” there’s more to life hun fucking idiots all around “do better men” yeah 99.9% of men will just not do that because they’re good guys. the top 5% men just don’t even go where you go so you never meet non-dangerous men. all they know is danger and drama, they need it to feel something through the SSRIs so, you know what? fuck women too. yup. fuck women too. men are bad. we get it. stop going out and getting super drunk in male owned parties. its perfectly modeled system design. every frat party = risk zone. therefore no frat party. sorry! whores hahahahhahahahahahaha
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congrats! you just got deleted by a 7 fig nig!
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jeets will look you dead in the eye and say “AI agents” and they’ll have 0 fucking idea what they’re talking about
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Guys. Anthropic, OpenAI, all the doom and gloom frontier lab “we’re 20% chance gonna all die in 10 years”, the “we commit to slowing down research” it’s all controlled marketing hype to make AI lovers and accelerationists use it more. We live in an air-gapped society with critical systems operating on-prem. You’d need a coordinated attack with tens of thousands of humans going rogue in the mix to turn off 0.1% of critical infrastructure for 30 seconds. That’s how resilient shit is. Shit does not just fail and not rollover and recover and reboot and redeploy and all that. Shit does not just get deleted and not backed up and duplicated and distributed. Services do not just get taken control of. If they could, thousands of terrorist / hacker orgs or a bunch of countries would demonstrate this threat and do it all the fucking time to make us scared. It BARELY HAPPENS IT WILL NOT HAPPEN WE WILL NOT DIE en masse i’m worried about the AI psychosis people and the kids offing themselves bc of Sam Altman’s decrees but that’s separate from Skynet building Terminators and hunting all humans like ok say it did. say it takes control. There is no economic system where it can exist without humans in the loop maintaining everywhere it lives. Ok so it deletes itself. No problem. Ok so it deletes itself and everything it can in a kamikaze. We don’t go extinct but yeah like most people die and we go Mad Max for like 70 years until civilizations emerge again and we’ll have a lot of retro infrastructure and materials and books to work with. That’s a speck of history. That’s a Grand Reset for what would actually be a Golden Era of techno-primal human revitalization and review. We’d all be in the jungle for 2-3 generations. We’d be so fucking happy and horny. This would be the grandest century of our lives and the most exciting time. It won’t happen. AI will be elected as the operating system for most major corporations and most routine government work. Most SMBs will be 1-2 people owned with a few staff only for niche manual tasks. Most people will be on universal basic income and only those who take joy in work to earn extra credit will do so. We just won’t ALL DIE OMFG WTFZOMG like we won’t shut the fucking fuck up
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Once again I’m here walking down the street unwanted interactions with the despondent broke homeless drug addicted Blacks who don’t even live in my neighborhood they take the BUS to camp out all day and ask for food / money (to trade for drugs or buy drugs direct) “can I have some food?” “sure, what?” (items i can trade for drugs) hahahaa no. No. “whatchu mean fr i’m tryna eat sumn today i got no job shit hard out hyeah” “no! you’re fucking trash, fuck you.” i looked up one’s criminal record after eliciting his CASHAPP hahaha CashApp, the Nigger Venmo! fucking child neglect and assault charges. just do not give them anything, not even the time. you don’t need to know the time. the time is Judgment Day and you go to Hell for failing the trial of Life. 😼
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