Good, now we can stop sending 10s of billions of pounds into a pointless meat grinder exercise when Britons at home need that money much more. Imagine what £50bn can do to address housing and homelessness
NEW: Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy tells @kilmeade he would accept a peace deal that freezes the war along the current frontlines, calling it a realistic way to stop the fighting. He says Ukraine would then seek security guarantees from President Trump and European allies to ensure peace and security. "We call it ceasefire or stop killing like President Trump called it. Freeze and stop. And of course this is minimum what we need from Russia today." | @foxandfriends
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Manchester rapper Lil Dav, who infamously raps “You probably see me out in Clarry with my 2-2” was caught on a biker’s helmet cam on the back of a bike looking very suspicious 😭😭 If anything, he can definitely say he raps what he lives 🤫
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Well would you look at that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Sorry I’ve come back to laugh, these guys are convinced I’m Pakistani or Indian, and that’s acc me in my profile photo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
British politics has reached a seriously dangerous stage when MPs are comfortable enough to say this openly.
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Wait wait wait, LiteLLM got hacked? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I am finished. Today’s stand up is going to be so so fun bro.
So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.
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Stripe, BetterStack, Sentry, Supabase and Resend all rotated. Good fuckin night and do not blow up anything else please.
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Throw her in jail ngl
🚨 WATCH: Green MP Ellie Chowns attacks Andy Burnham for approving Jackdaw gas field instead of keeping fossil fuels "in the ground" Burnham: "Can I just say that the gas would still be needed? It would just be imported from somewhere else if we didn't use our own" #PMQs
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CAN WE JUST HAVE 5 MINUTES TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT MAN
JUST IN: Wikipedia, Steam, & government websites go offline after OpenAI's AI model discovers critical security flaws threatening millions of web servers worldwide.
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Like bro, this is bigger than any common AWS outage. Large swathes of the internet is simply compromised forever 💀
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This PHP vulnerability is killing me because it happened 3 weeks into me working on public key infrastructure, so now I know enough to understand this is FUCKED 😭
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This is probably top 3 most destructive vulns to ever hit the internet 🫩
The NCSC is encouraging UK organisations to prepare for immediate updating of systems using PHP. Where immediate remediation is not feasible, organisations should consider taking the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. For more⬇️ ncsc.gov.uk/news/critical-se…
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cloudflare: lava lamps for true randomness eMudhra:
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Kane what a pass man
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Ngl @EA KYS
EA is shutting down BioWare, the studio behind ‘Dragon Age’ and ‘Mass Effect’. The next ‘Mass Effect’ game has been cancelled as a result. (Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)
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The flag shaggers don’t like Young Joc wit da perm 💔
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Putting in another 200+ hours it looks like 🫡
Console mods for Cyberpunk 2077 are officially confirmed and releasing tomorrow with Update 2.5! It’ll be a similar integration to Witcher 3 Remastered
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Two people here are renewing before the time even comes, one will be banished to Strasbourg.
🚨 Chelsea could face important decisions next summer, when Josh Acheampong, Levi Colwill and Wesley Fofana will all enter the final 2 years of their contracts. (@NizaarKinsella) #CFC ■ Who would you renew or sell? 👇
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British politics has reached a seriously dangerous stage when MPs are comfortable enough to say this openly.
There shouldn’t be a single Bangladeshi, Pakistani or Indian claiming benefits in our country. NOT A PENNY.
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