I make a lot of excuses and don’t like reality. Parody and Jokes

Sad, Ohio, USA
Pittsburgh is not a city
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Deshaun Watson is the best QB in the NFL At staying and not moving in the pocket #DawgPound
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🤠 Signed Helmet Giveaway! 🤠 I'm giving away a signed George Pickens helmet. Rules: 1. Follow @Schultz_Report 2. Repost this post 3. Reply with how many yards Pickens has vs the Packers on SNF
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If Jeremiah smith was not going pro he would transfer. Sayin is not playing well
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🔥 Signed Helmet Giveaway! 🔥 I'm giving away a signed Jaxon Smith-Njigba helmet. Rules: 1. Follow @Schultz_Report 2. Repost this post 3. Reply with how many yards JSN has vs the Broncos on TNF
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BREAKING: A radioactive peptide that targets cancer cells and delivers radiation to destroy them has just succeeded in a Phase 3 trial.
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Jose Ramirez after getting called out at first
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Why is half the stadium empty? Guards in 4 #Guardsball
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MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN!
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I can’t wait for the browns to make the playoffs, Watson get another big extension and then we suck again. #DawgPound
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This isn’t pass interference, according to NFL refs
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The #Postseason is here, and we’re celebrating by giving away an official 2026 World Series baseball ⚾️ Just repost and reply for your chance to win!
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1 out of 8 NFL starting QBs in week 3 started for the browns. #DawgPound #MNF #NFL
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Why are we going back to wired headphones?
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PLEASE DON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT IRAN. These horrifying scenes are not from a movie. This is what the Islamic Republic does to Iranian protesters.
To every country and every politician still straining to whitewash this bloodthirsty regime and dress it up as innocent: You will not stop this revolution. You will not save this regime from History will never — I repeat, NEVER — forget which side you chose to stand on.
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Ted Lasso is a Premier League champion
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Fano is pushing the edge out and Watson rolls into him instead of stepping. WTF #DawgPound
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Welcome home, Nick 🧡
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