A world where Juan Mata is two time Premier League winner is a world I want to live in.
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It doesn’t matter what the punishment is now. The truth is out. They cheated. It’s recorded history now.
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Give Ole his Premier League medal.
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Who would have thought it?
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There are not enough poems about Bruno Fernandes.
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I think we can all agree that was a good interpretation of really sensible laws. Nothing usual about that.
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Sam Homewood retweeted
PC Matthew Blades, one of the two policemen who died last week in Middlesbrough along with his colleague Tom Clough, was a Manchester United fan. He'd travel to games with his two sons. His wife Sarah and two sons will be at Old Trafford tmrw, the boys will be mascots.
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Hull are obviously an excellent team, and will trouble everyone they meet…
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Who can honestly say they haven’t missed this?
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9ASHFORD? RA9HFORD? Rash9ord? There’s something in it.
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Gabriel smashes one over the bar to create a nice bit of symmetry with the start of this season and the end of the last one.
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Got this song in my head today.
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While holding an egg.
Muhamed Kahrimanovic broke the World Record for crushing 50 cans with his hand in just 21.32 seconds He has also broken 10 baseball bats with his hands in one minute while holding an egg
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Sam Homewood retweeted
Replying to @United_Webby
@United_Webby 🖤🌹
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It started off slowly, but then suddenly all at once football was back.
GOAL OF THE SEASON CONTENDER ON MATCHDAY 1?! WHAT A STRIKE! 🤯
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Phenomenal montage work from @BBCSport.
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The worst game you’ve ever seen might finally have an end.
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I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it…
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All football matches should be meaningless.
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