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Our mothers would be so ashamed of us. Not a single person afraid of turning into yam
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Those of you who’ve made driving basa basa around Tetteh Quarshie Interchange on Saturdays a hobby, carry on.
Our friends are here waiting for you in one corner.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you oo. Drive like a responsible human being
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Ghana makes me sick sometimes. Electricity for 35M people surely can't be that hard to work out
This electricity story is actually crazy when you understand it.
Ghana has private companies producing some of our electricity and supplying gas. The problem is, the electricity sector has repeatedly not brought in enough money to cover what it costs to run.
So the unpaid bills pile up. By the end of 2024, the IMF says Ghana owed power producers and fuel suppliers more than $2 billion.
In 2025, the NDC government put about $1.47 billion into dealing with some of these energy obligations, including old power debts, gas bills and restoring a World Bank guarantee that had been used up.
That is progress but imagine earning GH¢5,000 every month while your household keeps costing GH¢7,000.
Someone can clear your old debt today. If you don’t fix that GH¢2,000 gap, you’ll be in debt again.
That is basically Ghana’s electricity problem. So paying the debt is good but fixing why we keep creating the debt is even more important. Otherwise another government will come and give us another PowerPoint explaining another billion dollars.
Please, break the cycle 👍🏾
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How can I buy Moderna stocks? Asking for a friend
Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a suspected dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died. cnn.it/3Ubwb4F
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there was a point growing up I couldn't switch this off in my head. Imagination and reality meshed. I can't explain🤣🤣 it was over after a year or two though
My wife caught me doing something weird on a walk yesterday. She stopped and said, "Why do you keep adjusting your stride to make sure you step over the sidewalk cracks? Are you a five-year-old?"
I said, "It's just a little game to keep my legs stretched out."
She shook her head, mumbled something about marrying a toddler, and kept walking.
Little does she know... the cracks are high-voltage laser tripwires. The neighborhood is heavily guarded by a rival syndicate, and if my shoe even grazes a fault line, the invisible snipers take the shot. My agility is the only thing keeping us alive on this trip to Starbucks.
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We need to find those 25 youth and ask them questions🤣🤣
Abanga Fuseini fended off competition from five other aspirants to win the NPP's National Youth Organiser race with 1,550 votes.
#ChannelOneNews #NPP #NPPConference2026 #GhanaNews #ChannelOneTV
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Fun to think how this actually works
Sundar tells his Chief of Staff, who tells the SVP of Platforms, who pings the VP of Google Play, who escalates to Trust & Safety…
and 6 org layers later some guy called Kevin hits “Approve”
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