Just, don't be a cunt. Or be a cunt. Whichever matches your shirt colour.
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Inner beauty doesn't get you free drinks.
"I will never changr, im a dog, im a hound"
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BITCH. You got me fucked up.
Trying to decide whether I should go to work or airport and start a new life somewhere.
Spend fiddies Pet kitties Suck tiddies #lifemoto
Always back in your girl, like a homesick abortion.
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you're* also, you're a dipshit.
Im here to be an act, not a role model.
When you spend Christmas by yourself. Cuz Im just the best company I can wish for.
If you will ever take advice from me, you will probably just end up drunk.
@AkkiSiim live and learn
"are you taken?" Yeah, taken for granted
Kinda wanna start a beer truck, like icecream truck, but for adults, that has beer. Anyone wants to invest?
At least life wants to fuck me
In alcohol's defence... I have done stupid shit while completely sober also.
If you're happy and you know it, wait a bit.