You’re here because an unbroken chain of your ancestors, from tadpoles to monkeys to now, replicated. Don’t be the first one to miss the branch.

This is the coolest thing MLB has done in years Baseball rocks

Two are buried in Normandy. Patriots.

One day, I would like to see the White House full of children again.

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Gary cohen makes fun of Twins pitcher Sands for grunting after every pitch - Sands then retires the side. Gary is getting more insufferable over time

“But the curse of every ancient civilization was that its men in the end became unable to fight. Materialism, luxury, safety, even sometimes an almost modern sentimentality, weakened the fibre of each civilized race in turn; each became in the end a nation of pacifists, and then each was trodden under foot by some ruder people that had kept that virile fighting power the lack of which makes all other virtues useless and sometimes even harmful.” -Teddy Roosevelt

Prince Fielder That guy rocked.

Why did it become so difficult to simply move an image around freely in a Microsoft Word document

The tomb of St. Patrick, Downpatrick, Ireland.

CONSIDER THE BIRD FREED. 🦅🇺🇸 #WinterOlympics

A priest celebrates Mass for the Italian troops in the Alps during World War I, 1916

Charging $3 for a cup of water while being 0-7 is criminal @nyjets @woodyjohnson4

Clayton Kershaw closed his opening remarks at his retirement press conference with his favorite Bible verse. "Colossians 3:23 - Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as you're working for the Lord, not for men."

Brett Baty since he got engaged: .310/.372/.548, 6 HR, 11 RBI, 2 SB

Iconic

The Hall of Presidents at Magic Kingdom Park has reopened following a 5-month refurbishment. The show features a recorded performance of the oath of office by President Donald Trump.

BIG DUMBER TIES THE MLB LEAD IN HOMERS