james@ScenarioSeven

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 Kensington, London
Joined August 2021
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will joseph: “lando, we suggest increasing your driver cooling, it’s just taken an increase in the last few laps” lando: “yeah, i did it, it’s not done anything” will: “if there’s another step, suggest using it” lando: “maxed out” will: “let’s have a drink then” 😭
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will: “if we pit, we’ll lose position to lawson” lando: “yeah we may as well” will: “leclerc has pitted, we think we stay out and take position on leclerc” lando: “i- i’m not gonna get a position on leclerc! box!” will: “advice is stay out, but if you want to box you can”
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will joseph: “lando, reminder to drink”
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will joseph: “lando, on the other car, the inter is already starting to overheat” lando’s tyres warming up now, he’s the lead car on slicks, pitwall tell him to stay out if he can keep it on track
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jarv: “it’ll be a standing start” lando: “what are we doing?! i’m really worried about this!” jarv: “if you can keep it on track, stay out, if not, box” lando: “shall i follow the ferraris?” will joseph: “ferraris stayed out!” complete chaos, lando didn’t pit 😭
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lando starts on a medium tyre jarv: “how are the conditions?” lando: “not good for slicks
like really not good
i have to box i think, it’s too tricky” jarv: “stay out, another safety car lap”
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will joseph: “lando, to help our decision, how was the lap?” lando: “err
alright? you can probably tell better than me honestly. it was reasonable, not my best”
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mclaren apprentices created two elephant sculptures, named “elenorris” and “oscaphant” 😭 the boys signed them, and they are being auctioned to raise money for thames hospice in memory of a mclaren engineer đŸ„ș
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sooo yesterday was just a sprint race and the grand prix is later today
.right?
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lando gets hit by the alpines
 lando: *sarcastically* “aw, that’s good” will joseph: “are you out mate?” lando: “yeah i’m out, rear wing is fucked” will joseph: “i’m sorry mate” â˜č
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will joseph: “lando, thinking about the next tyre, how is this medium?” lando: “yeah it’s fine, i’m just slow” 😭
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lando getting told off in the cooldown room for drinking a can of coke “i’ve just finished a race, so i can drink what i want” 😭😭😭
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lando: “not a lot we could do
load of shit- take it on the chin, we were too quick, that’s all it was, very unlucky today guys we deserved the win easily, a big thank you, well done guys
aww what a shitty day, but lets keep fighting please” will joseph: “we will mate!”
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lando: “he went off! he cut the chicane defending against me
pretty obvious” will joseph: “yeah, we’re on it
it’s clear he cut the chicane, the stewards are gonna look at it”
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will joseph: “think about your brake balance for overtaking, could use left hand toggle” lando: “i’m trying! as you can see, no one can overtake
i’m doing my best” will joseph: “i know, on this track just do boost multiple places around the lap”
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will joseph: “lando, doing a really good job on the tyres, i know it might feel crap but you are better than the others”
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will joseph: “lando, the degradation is high, but for everyone” lando: “yeah, front left already a little grain” on lap four 😭
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will joseph: “lando, we have patchy telemetry, making it harder to help you” 😭
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lando: “sorry- FUCK! i’m a fucking idiot” will joseph: “wait! two cars to go! stay calm
okay it wasn’t your best final corner, but it’s still pole” lando: “FUCK YES! OHHH WHAT A LAP! FUCKING HELL!” will: “that was some lap!” lando: “that was my best one! that made me happy!”
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LANDO FUCKING NORRIS
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