I haven’t lost my mind - it’s backed up on tape somewhere
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Herr Schaftszeiten retweeted
Aujourd'hui, je voulais pousser un coup de gueule contre Leonard de Vinci.
Cet idiot a perdu son temps à faire des croquis d'hélicopters et des peintures au lieu de résoudre la faim dans le monde ou de trouver un traitement contre la peste et le choléra.
Personne n'a demandé un "parachute", un "chevalier robotique" ou un "scaphandre".
Tout ça financé par des milliardaires comme le Roi de France, François 1er.
Scandaleux.
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Herr Schaftszeiten retweeted
You can't make this up: This clown is the chairman of the Committee on Research, Technology, Aerospace, and Technology Assessment of the German Parliament 🤡
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I accidentally sucked my sister’s clit, thinking she was my girlfriend.
I was 20. My girlfriend was supposed to be waiting in my room in the dark. I came in half-drunk, saw a girl under the sheets, and crawled between her legs without turning on the light. I yanked her panties to the side and put my mouth straight on her. She was already soaked. I licked her slow at first, tongue dragging through her folds, then sucked her clit hard the way my girlfriend liked it. She moaned soft, breathy and grabbed my hair. I kept going, tongue circling, sucking harder, messy and wet, until she started shaking.
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OP’s bio confirms this is fiction. This is engagement bait being used for undisclosed ads, in violation of X TOS.
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Herr Schaftszeiten retweeted
Einmal falsch geklickt und du bekommst Anwalt Jun statt dem Küchentisch geliefert.
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Stimmt das, @OF_Schroedinger ? 😉
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>be senior devops engineer in Germany
>master's degree, 10 years experience, five interview rounds
>72,000€ before tax
>C2 German required
>All team members based in Asia speaking English
>mandatory office attendance to sit on Teams with people at another mandatory office
>"we have a startup mindset"
>company founded in 1894, CEO is the founder's great-grandson
>"we have flat hierarchies"
>eight people can veto your decision, none can approve it
>hired to "drive digital transformation"
>need department head's signature to install Docker
>service account request rejected because "accounts must belong to a person"
>CI/CD pipeline ends with a ticket for Jürgen
>Jürgen on holiday until the 23rd
>AI tools forbidden because Datenschutz
>database password in an encrypted Excel file called Passwörter_final_NEU.xlsx
>root password in Confluence
>on-call every weekend
>company phone listed under benefits
>ask for a raise
>unfortunately the salary band is exhausted
>no budget for a second monitor
>external consultant gets 1,400€ a day to ask you how the code works
>take banana from company fruit basket
>office manager says those are for the upcoming customer visit
>Fachkräftemangel
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Herr Schaftszeiten retweeted
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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Herr Schaftszeiten retweeted
acabei de ver Odisseia em uma sala comum e digo
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