People of whiteness, please fact check this statement. I'm trying to see something.

Do you know why they went after Jason Arday? Because he was about to publish a goundbreaking formula for a $0.49 burrito in the International Journal of Taco Science. There are no coincidences

Coward @mehdirhasan blocks replies to his lies. @elonmusk

The trans narrative is nothing more than a shock claim to scare the feeble minded base. It has absolutely ZERO validity and is an insult to those of us with half a brain. This is where MAGA will respond with isolated pics refuting my statement, Trans athletes are not a threat!

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And they said ACA wouldn't work. Worked like a charm, so bad that Medicare for All would be an improvement.

Election denier or fantasist. Careful how you answer, one is apparently a crime.

Women don’t get elective abortions that far into pregnancy. Those are medically needed abortions. Do you support universal healthcare? Your taxes funding government programs? Daycare? How many children have you adopted? My medical choices are none of your business 🥰

Damn, what did someone do in 1875. Or did you just make up that span.

Not an answer...Explain to me how funding cuts work that leads to 700 rural hospitals closing

No, you asked a stupid ass question with a tears emoticon, followed by a truncated summary of someone else's reporting of news as "BREAKING NEWS".

Today seems like a good day to remind everyone of the time Norm Macdonald bodied Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Probably using a VPN from Moscow.

Well, I’m really bad at figure skating. Does that I should still get a gold medal? 🤷‍♂️

You know the thing I like best about clueless cosplaying intersectional studies majors with masks and batons and helmets colonializing campuses with garbage-strewn barricaded shanty towns while policing Jew checkpoints in a $9.95 reflective vest and mindlessly repeating genocidal Hamas slogans from a professor with a bullhorn until they decide it's time to smash the windows of the library and take that shit over too? When they start screaming "SHAME SHAME" as soon as somebody tries to stop them

Your bowl game is The <last branded product you consumed> + Bowl + <your home town> + Presented By + <your most recent credit card charge> Me: The HEB Saltine Crackers Sioux City Bowl Presented By Twin Liquors

no you didn't

A lot of universities probably spend too much money on football, but I think Harvard should spend more money on football and less on pro-Holocaust glee clubs

how can you join a strike when you've never had a job