TV & Feature writer // CHICAGO P.D. // Michael Schur's FIELD OF DREAMS // Reps: Verve & 3 Arts. Recovering Journalist. Springsteen Addict. Tennis Noob.

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$77,509 - that's how much student debt I had until I wiped it away last week by winning @truTV's PAID OFF. The experience was surreal, not least because I benefitted from a show whose existence was born out of the student loan debt crisis. And make no mistake, it is a crisis. /1
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MAD MEN did an MLK assassination ep that had an authentic Twitter Fight™️ smh truly the best to ever do it
MAD MEN is the #1 show of the century, probably all-time. Unparalleled depth, performances, themes, emotions; the best drama that is also somehow the best comedy. I know this; you know this; your mom knows this. We don't have to be babies who pretend otherwise.
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Honestly one of the most satisfying MAD MEN bits was just Pete being consistently woke throughout the series, even as he was contemptible in so many other areas of his life. Not to mention the fact that "Because Lassie stays at the Waldorf, and they can't" is such a great line.
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"And I don't care if she looks like a Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican girls buy brassieres!" - Mad Men's own Pete Campbell, woke partner of SCDP 🔥
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Strong case to be made that The Substation™️ is the most notorious west coast killer since the Zodiac.
The 49ers are running out of injured reserve spots, per @AdamSchefter San Francisco is leaning toward not placing Nick Bosa on IR due in part to the lack of available spots
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“…it does not include the game.”
Rockstar has revealed a GTA 6 collectors box for $400 — it does not include the game. • A 6-inch Macca the Gator figure with a stash compartment • GTA VI Oakley Frogskins sunglasses with Prizm Sapphire lenses • A New Era 9FORTY A-Frame snapback hat • A Leonida Keys crossbody bag • A Macca the Gator magnetic mirror • A Chunkee the Manatee shot glass • A Vice City swizzle spoon • A Vice City razor blade keychain • Nine Leonida Keys enamel pins in a metal tin • Stickers in a stash bag • A double-sided poster with a full map of Leonida on the back
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the sons of bitches did it
Per a note to Boston Globe staff today, the lesbian bar story generated 1,000 subscriptions to the paper yesterday. The Globe’s managing editor said it was “by far our best performing story of the year,” and appears to be “on pace to shatter all sorts of Globe records.”
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Sean Collins-Smith retweeted
Digger is definitively a movie of the year. Alejandro Innaritu has crafted another linear story in the 2-hour range. Tom Cruise IS Digger. The visual effects are visual. Make sure you stick around for the post credit scene.
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Sean Collins-Smith retweeted
One thing I will say about the new Resident Evil is that it is refreshing to have a studio movie that takes place entirely at night where the filmmakers are willing to say, “what if we decided to light this in a way so that it doesn’t look like murky sludge”
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Zach Cregger’s #ResidentEvil is like the games in a lot of ways, especially in that it’s fuckin’ great.
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Sean Collins-Smith retweeted
personally I think that if you did this, the result would be "Hey we noticed you submitted the script for ALIEN. The 1979 movie. Why did you do that"
What do you think? Would contest readers pass on these films?
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It's everything for me. The blocking, the raging storm outside, Kushner's dialogue, screaming overtop of each other.
i personally think one of the most underrated tropes is a buzzy ass argument
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"They take this prior style, these previous characters and that old idea, stuff them in a blender, pour out the goop, and deliver it with a demand for praise." I wrote about the empty delusion of Generative A.I.: pipelineartists.com/on-sandb…
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“So well built, we can’t show you the second floor.”
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Losing it at the thought of Vin watching AMERICAN GRAFFITI and whispering “he just like me fr…”
Vin Diesel has shared a photo of him meeting George Lucas. “Architects of mythology.”
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Sean Collins-Smith retweeted
the opening paragraph of the intro of zach baron’s interview with tom cruise is so fucking smooth and good and well-constructed what a great great writer he is
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we eatin’ good boys
Zach Cregger's ‘RESIDENT EVIL’ debuts with 98% on Rotten Tomatoes. The highest rated video game movie OF ALL TIME. Read our review: bit.ly/DFEvil
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Sean Collins-Smith retweeted
“Parents don’t tell their kids, “This is what you should create.” Kids tell their parents, “Watch this!” And they do it with pride. However nonsensical, their imaginations are badges of honor.” NEW on Pipeline Artists, from writer @SeanTwoNames: pipelineartists.com/on-sandb…
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NFL Sunday football is still minutes away and yet it already feels like we’ve lived an entire season
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There has to be a better way to advertise your exploitative and disgusting gambling company than telling people to fondle someone, on second thought maybe not.
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