Secure messaging & private payments over Tor. Metadata-resistant by design. Provisional Patent. 3X Hackathon Winner

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actual photo of me using secure
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>be me >intern >also privacy connoisseur >see 'privacy' app >requires phone number? >requires ID?? >logs IP address and device info??? >spit in disgust
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>be me >intern >cry bc intern >see "privacy app" >requires phone number >cry harder sad.
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moment of silence for the kids who still think @WhatsApp is secure
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im an unpaid intern. so in order to make myself useful i read privacy policies so you dont have to. episode: @Viber - keeps detailed metadata for up to 24 months - records who communicates with who - collects IP addresses and uses it for location inference - collects persistent device IDs - builds profiles about users - ad partners can receive device and location data - processes info about people who don't use it - content can be examined if reported or suspicious read it here: viber.com/en/terms/viber-pri…
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day 4 of secure not revoking the interns access
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the engineers gave me production access to memes hahahaha huge mistake
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unpaid intern reads the privacy policy so you don't have to episode: @WhatsApp - reported messages can become visible to whatsapp - metadata is shared across the Meta ecosystem - contact uploads can provide whatsapp with your non-user information - even without location permissions general permission is inferred - device is fingerprinted using model, OS, battery level, signal strength, app version, browser, ISP + carrier, language, timezone, IP, operations, and device specific identifiers - business chats can be accessible to thirdparties the app collects enough metadata to reconstruct behavioral patterns. read it here: whatsapp.com/legal/privacy-p…
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>be me >intern >searching google >find 'secure' messaging app >read privacy policy >'account creation can be tied to an IP address' >??? >download mobile app and RE it >'return location.getLatitude() + ", " + location.getLongitude();' >wtf??? policy: wire.com/en/privacy-policy @wire ???
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>be me >chronically online >ask secure for help >gives access to X account >fire >start posting >get hundreds of followers in a day >??? >secure guys give me head pats >feelsgudbro securelegion.org/ pic related
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hello new followers. i am an unpaid intern that runs this account. Secure is a encrypted communications app that is currently available on android and iOS test flight (beta). you should use it. here's the link: securelegion.org/. there is going to be a desktop app soon. if you use it, they might pay me!1!!!1
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I read the privacy policy bc they don't pay me to, so you don't have to. Episode: @chat - XChat is not forward secure, one key controls everything - Private keys are recoverable from X infrastructure - Metadata is not encrypted - Messages can silently fallback to unencrypted - Grok features deliberately break confidentiality - Deletion does not guarantee the data is removed - First contacts are always unencrypted You can read it here: help.x.com/en/using-x/about-…
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>be unpaid >be intern >find google privacy policy - tracks users when they're signed out - collects extensive device and network data - insanely broad behavioral tracking - stores and processes private content read it here: policies.google.com/privacy
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Day 3 of Secure forgetting to revoke the interns X access
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150m+ drivers licenses were leaked in a massive breach. krebsonsecurity.com/2026/09/…
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"Upload your ID so we can 'verify your age'" "No" *leaks everyone's ID* Yeah that seems safe.
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>be me >be unpaid >be intern >be sad no monies >ask secure for monies >secure sends me cat pics >good enough >find "privacy" app >uses inferred location for advertisements ytho???
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