Snorlax by day, hero by night.

I am begging you all to look at the entire image. Alternate site information enclosed. I put work into this!
This place isn't going anywhere, but I'll be here less.
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Not like it was difficult to foretell how a useless National Guard deployment would go, but it's gratifying when history proves you correct.
As a former NG member and DC police: If this happens the vast majority of them are just going to...stand around. They are not trained law enforcement. Extremely expensive photo op, and you're paying for it.
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Sure the logo for the remake would have been easier, but I like to torture myself - the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Logo & Font Generator is live now, based on the classic red stone version from the original release! pixelframe.design/ocarina-of…
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I've decided that I'm just going to put the question mark outside of the quotation marks when it's not part of the quote. The rule is wrong, and I'm just not going to do it.
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There's a great comic that, in part, deals with this. "Hob", a part of the comic Dresden Codak by Arryn Diaz.
A future in which intellectual work consists of merely "managing AI agents" is not one in which humans will flourish. The world we are building is going to be full of stunted and vapid people. writing.yaschamounk.com/p/je…
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Gotta catch em all~ Congressmón!
With less than 50 days until the midterm elections (and in honor of Pokémon's 30th anniversary), I'm starting a series lifting up some of the most important House and Senate candidates who will help flip Congress in November. First up is New Jersey's very own Rebecca Bennett, running in one of the nation's most competitive districts to lower healthcare costs and make raising a family easier. I've gotten to know Rebecca as someone who will fight for families in NJ-7 just as much as she'll fight for her own. That's the kind of next generation leadership we need in Congress. Support @RebeccaForNJ07, and stay tuned for more candidates to help win in November!
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Why is it resting on a textureless field of goop that looks like it was rendered by early 90s CGI software?
NEW: Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb.
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New cat species discovered in over 100 years Scientists have identified Leopardus tilcayo, a tiny wild cat found in Bolivia’s Yungas forests. The discovery began with a wildlife sanctuary reporting a “weird cat” and was later confirmed through genetic research
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I'm just saying if I were a Green Lantern I would wear the lantern around my neck and charge my ring every hour on the hour like some kind of cosmic justice Flava Flav.
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Anyway Lanterns is good and you should watch it.
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This is why Capitol police will never have body-worn cameras. Feckless members of Congress are terrified they'll be recorded being honest.
Some more photos of McConnell as he returned to the Senate for the first time in three months following a fall at his D.C. home Reporters were barred from recording video
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Sure, we've been told and personally observed the truth. But what about delectable, scandalous lies? Flimflam? Chicanery, subterfuge, or duplicity? Perhaps some guile? Wait, we've been told that too? By the Trump and his sycophants? For years now? Well. How about some more?
Michele Tafoya on January 6: "We have been told one side of the narrative, but there are so many stories from the Capitol that day ... these people were so mistreated by our justice system"
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Walking into the locker room when you don't watch football but the NFL season has started and you work with a bunch of dudes who do.
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Thanks Ted.
WTF: People at Trump’s midterm convention are screaming “HE SHOULD BE SHOT” as Ted Cruz talks about Democrats. The party of political violence strikes again
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In which a group and candidate that purports to respect the police more than @SethMagaziner refers to me, a cop, as a inanimate object with no intelligence or agency I am not a prop, didn't get paid for this. I voluntarily went on my days off because Mellor is a terrible person
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE September 10, 2026 Magaziner's Political Stunt Doesn't Provide Any Solutions to Rhode Island's High Cost of Living Mellor Encourages Every Rhode Islander to Thank a Cop today and Every Day WARWICK, R.I. - Vic Mellor, Republican candidate for Rhode Island's 2nd Congressional District, issued the following statement ahead of Rep. Seth Magaziner's political stunt, featuring two people whose viewpoints are inconsistent with the state Fraternal Order of Police, RIFOP, who have endorsed Vic Mellor. I'm proud to have earned this nomination last night from hard-working Rhode Islanders - the people who are worried about making ends meet, our climbing heating and electric costs, and the safety of themselves and their neighborhoods. Ambush politics are not going to work for Seth this time! Instead of meeting me in the arena of ideas, my opponent is playing politics as usual with a stunt undoubtedly funded by well-heeled partisan Democrats and his Epstein associates. Magaziner is flying in two national political speakers to relitigate 2021. Rhode Islanders are living in 2026. I was at the Capitol that day. I did not assault police. I did not use violence. I was not charged with attacking an officer. Anyone who laid hands on a cop was wrong. I condemn it. Harry Dunn and Daniel Hodges are entitled to their account. They are not voters in CD-2. They do not pay an electric bill in Coventry or a rent check in Warwick. They are not on the ballot. This event is not about public safety. If it were, Magaziner would explain his long record of support on cashless bail, an open border, and marching with the Defund the Police crowd. Today, as we prepare to commemorate 9/11 and the sacrifices that our police officers made on that day and many days since, including the times during the 2020 BLM riots and the continuing calls to Defund the Police, I encourage all my fellow Rhode Islanders to Thank A Cop today, tomorrow and every day. They are the ones who get up everyday to put on the uniform and keep us and our neighborhoods safe and protected. I support the police with an unwavering commitment to them and to law and order. While Seth uses them as a political prop, I will continue to back the blue with action and policy." Paid for by Friends of Victor Mellor
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My opponent Vic Mellor is proud that he was part of a violent mob who attacked the Capitol and injured police officers on Jan 6. I am grateful to Officers Dunn and Hodges for their bravery and for coming to R.I. today to support my campaign.
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Describe a Trump-Talarico voter for me
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Victor Mellor, millionaire foreign agent and insurrectionist with a history of domestic violence arrests, has won the GOP primary RI-2. Harry Dunn and I will be in Rhode Island today to elaborate on why the good people of the state should not vote for him.
Congressman Seth Magaziner’s campaign shared this statement after learning Vic Mellor secured the Republican nomination in the race for RI-2. Magaziner says he will hold a press conference tomorrow alongside police officers who defended the Capitol on Jan. 6th, 2021. @NBC10
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In DC Comics, there is a lantern corps for each emotional spectrum. The color representing Greed is - I kid you not - orange.
The cringeworthy post from the official White House account on X showed Trump wearing a glowing green power ring, which he uses to create a huge border wall, build a large construction site, and pose in front of military aircraft. thedailybeast.com/trump-80-c…
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Urry day is leg day
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Can you believe The Intellectualist stopped following me? (Yes)
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