Hi Seth, you have been identified as a possible good recruit and because of this we are willing to waive your recruitment fees. Would you like to become a Node Keeper? You can still smoke weed...

109 countries, soon 110.. jew

Awful

We are huge fan of yours

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Hey Seth maybe you can help me out I've written to so many people nobody responds I'm a disabled veteran I am sitting on a gold mine of a film Project no one has tried before people will see it in theater at least five times it has an extremely low budget

Seth, every man desires to leave a legacy of his greatness in the 🌎 in the form of his children...Enough said..

No thanks. I’m actually reading a book called A California Childhood just to work out at what point your former best friend became the sexually charged man we know today.

Well at least you have funny friends 🙄

Seth, I regretfully inform you, that you are on the noticing list.

Thanks for the heads up! If you think its funny, it must be absolute SHIT.