Mike Headly@ShMikeMeadly

🇨🇦 YYZ ✈️

 Mississauga, Ontario
Joined December 2013
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Hello twitter, I am alive.
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UGHLEE ✮⋆˙@ILYBrittnei
Oct 20
Never deleting this app
Marvo Sneh
@marvo_sneh_
Oct 20
When the 10/10 asks me what I do for a living, I tell her I’m an “asset relocation specialist” instead of a thief. 😂😭
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Boss said:
Softboy
@softboy_w
Oct 20
My coworker is eating Vienna sausage out the can and my boss asked her if she needs more hours. 😭
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Qurando Rondo@03nightz
Oct 20
sperm banks be like get a load of this nigga
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PeeWeeDaPlug
@PeeWeeDaPlug
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This shit got me fucking crying actual tears omg
Spurs Culture
@SpursCulture
Oct 21
Brunson after the East got competitive
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"You can't curse at kids even if they're wrong" My honest reaction:
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BOOKMARKS CANNOT GO PUBLIC DO YALL REALIZE HOW MUCH PORN I HAVE SAVED?????
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Ichigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2
Oct 20
He wasn't no bitch! 😭😭😭
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77🪄@MistaLuka
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If Wembanyama was 6'5 he'd be looting stores in France
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jess the mess@3amdrive
Oct 20
BIG RO 🫡@rothemilfgod
Oct 20
Niggas will invite you bowling for "Fun" then show up with a bowling bag.. I'm coo
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RUBBABANDGRANT
@RubbBandGrant
Oct 20
Raising a child that isn’t yours is a lil bit disrespectful too
✨BLOCKIANA✨
@Big_Dreez89
Oct 20
I hope men understand that asking a woman for a DNA test is highly disrespectful !
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If you really wanted her you’d take the 407 🤷‍♂️
Q Dot@mrquerich
Oct 17
Toronto traffic ruining my chance of a Scarborough & Sauga love story smh
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I mean I realized that getting married could be the biggest mistake of my life financially, mentally etc so fuck that
nyakego
@NyakegoMaponya
Oct 17
There's a pandemic of men slowly hitting 30s and 40s and still unmarried What's going on?
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I play with my pussy too much for this
Moshe
@Moshe_Meso
Oct 17
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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Wemby
@wemby
Oct 16
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Kꓯzma@Kuzxma
Oct 15
浮島ゴンザレス@gonzarez1938
Oct 15
ポケモンレジェンズZA 1周年おめでとうMZ団🎉 ミアレの変な人達本当にみんな尊くて好き
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𝚈𝚊𝚜𝚞@subcorpion27
Oct 16
This is gonna be my Halloween costume this year
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Lou
@_iamlougotti
Oct 10
Gun pointed to your head, name a 0/10 movie
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Keep pokemon cards
mizukiiii@mizaxem
Oct 16
You meet ur 18 year old self, but uu can only say 3 words. What do you say??
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I'm choosing love, appreciation, honesty, loyalty, a sense of humor, kindness, titties, communication & someone that wants to explore the world.
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@_1AG_
Oct 15
fellas, are you choosing good pussy or a good dick suck????😭🤣
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💕 Doll Face✨
@smoke_nd_pearlz
Oct 15
You absolutely can???😭
Emily Gilmore Apologist@xoxotaye
Oct 15
I know you can’t choose your baby daddies but damn this is getting out of hand
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