Kona’s singing lessons are paying off.

I resent your password to password. It doesn’t work. Ok, I reset your password to password. It still doesn’t work. What are you typing ? “Password” Wrong. It’s “Passward” like “Montgomery Ward” IYKYK

I miss the vibrant blue-collar culture in the SF Bay Area.

Poor planning != Force majeure

First, I stopped responding to people I don’t respect. Then, I stopped trying to explain myself to people who benefit from misunderstanding me. Finally, I stopped giving my attention to people I wouldn’t choose to sit across from at dinner. Once you remove the noise, there really isn’t much left to respond to… because the people who matter aren’t the ones doing goofy shii.

Homage shirt #4 memorializes a company that burned fast and bright -- and whose operational miscues gained eternal life as an eponymous effect

I heard someone today referring to multi-LLM environments as “PolyLLMory” I’m dead.

Buenas noches de Argentina!

Homage shirt #3 is at once a tribute to a company, an engineer, a law -- and a mug

See you soon @nerdearla 🎉 This time with a smile: I didn't have my coffee yet when I recorded this 😅 #nerdearla

“Loop” Used everywhere in tech these days. The only “loop” that matters…

Nom. Nom.

What Sun got wrong bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/09…

I see you

Good morning! I completely slept through my alarm today…and boy do I need my exercise lately. So I hopped on my treadmill to get back on track (har har). I’m monitoring my troubled kiddo at school today. 🫠 Send us good vibes. Argentina next week has me anxious and excited.

G’nite

Personal space. What is it.

I can't wait to speak again at ATO after so many years, such a great conference!

No real. AI generated.

Happy Birthday to one of the world’s most passionate, powerful performers! We are still thinking about how @MarcAnthony’s soulful performance energized the crowd at the Obama Presidential Center grand opening this summer. A magical moment! Have the best day, Marc!