I’m Shawn Eni, the guy behind @TheMossadIL. That account is staying in character: satire, fake operations, and absurd Mossad nonsense. This one is where I’ll post as myself: commentary, Israel, media criticism, Jewish advocacy, creator thoughts, and maybe the occasional sick guitar solo. If you followed the Mossad account and want the person behind it, then... hi.

Fucking Thanos.

Chag sameach from my house 🛖

If I ever get the opportunity to represent my country at UNGA, I will spend 40 minutes talking about how everything is awesome and we have no complaints.

It didn't start on October 7.

We KNEW we recognized her from that episode of Tomorrow's Pioneers!

BREAKING UN Secretary-general @antonioguterres says Gaza is the most death he has seen since that giant sack of Qatari cash mysteriously showed up.

The internet: AI will push you off a tall building. My chatgpt: We’re so sorry, but your prompt to make Mickey Mouse look like a butt may violate our content policies. If you think we got it wrong, please retry or edit your prompt.

I think AI technology to reach the point that it can wash, dry, fold and put away laundry and then stop.

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🇺🇳 António Guterres: “The scale of killing in Gaza is unlike anything I've witnessed in my years as Secretary-General.” FACT-CHECK: ❌ Under Guterres's watch since 2017: 🇸🇾 Syria: 120,000+ killed 🇸🇩 Sudan: 150,000+ killed 🇪🇹 Ethiopia: 162,000+ killed 🇾🇪 Yemen: 200,000+ killed

Help Mark Carney get his C$100,000,000 to those who need it most! Can you solve it?

I was trying to help famed Gaza photojournalist @PalPress24 create more realistic victims to dupe western progressives, but it turns out he’s a BIGOT. First I reach out offering to meet and assist.🧵1/3

The most striking chart I’ve seen in a while

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Here is how the Palestinians, and Arabs at large, celebrated 9/11 in 2001... exactly the same way they celebrated October 7 in 2023. Here is why you should not accept the political rhetoric adopted by some American politicians (mostly of Arab and Islamic origins) that 9/11 was a reaction to US foreign policies. That is pure deception and is based on Anti-Western, Anti-American hostility that I was disgusted by, growing up in the Middle East. 9/11 and October 7 were just manifestations of how evil some humans could be. Do not let the politicians apologize for the terrorists who committed them, or the heartless crowds that celebrated them. 🇺🇸 God bless America and the free world!

Hey @grok, using Freedom House’s 2026 Freedom in the World reports, compare the sovereign states of the Middle East specifically on this question: “Are there free and independent media?” List every country’s score out of 4, ranked highest to lowest, and cite the Freedom House source for each. Use only this specific Freedom House metric so the comparison is apples-to-apples. Where does Israel rank?

Nobody cares.

Nine repetitions. Nine facts. 1. WFP says the ceasefire and improved humanitarian access have offset famine conditions in Gaza. 2. WFP currently reaches about 1.5 million people in Gaza every month with food, flour, bread, hot meals, nutrition support and cash. 3. Humanitarian partners are currently preparing about 732,000 meals every day across Gaza. 4. About 90,000 two-kilogram bread bundles are baked every day by 22 subsidized bakeries. 5. 72% of that bread is sold for 3 shekels a bundle and 28% is distributed free to shelters and community sites. 6. Another 18 private bakeries receive free fuel from humanitarian partners so they can keep producing bread. 7. WFP gives digital cash transfers to 100,000 families so they can buy food in Gaza’s local markets. 8. Gaza’s private sector collected 884 commercial truckloads in a single week from September 7–13. 9. The IPC says the large-scale assistance entering since the 2025 ceasefire drove measurable improvements in food security and nutrition.