you see a link to my article. it's titled "The Kansas City Chiefs Are The Leftist Heroes We Need Right Now." wincing, you click. you find that the entire crux of my argument is that paul rudd is a fan and he seems nice. you help organize the first ever book burning for an article
Anton Chigurh: whats the most youve ever lost on a coin t-
Me: bottle of xans half a pack of camels
Anton: wh-
Me: buddy said heads you can punch me as hard as you can in the mouth tails I get what’s in your pocket. I was hammered so I said ok
Anton: why
Me: no idea
Reminder that the NFL has ruined lives for people being caught with weed on them but if you do this heinous shit to a woman you're allowed to play and do handcuff celebrations knowing what you did
3 more women have accused Josh Jacobs of physical abuse, per @mattschneidman
One of the women (from 2022) didn’t report abuse because Jacobs told her she could be deported.
first date tonight with a guy who's been really sweet to me for a few weeks
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The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’
Christian Yelich on this:
“You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.”
(Via @JeffPassan)