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anti-woke mindset promoted by elon musk is pro-terrorism and anti-social
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me at 6:45 pm: eh the results tonight can only stress me out. prob just gonna ignore them entirely :)
me at 9:45 pm: WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE VOTES FROM MECKLENBURG COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA
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everything is so expensive and i'm not even having a good time
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Women only want 3 things:
-To see that cool stick you found
-To view your collection of awesome rocks
-To look at pictures of weird bugs you came across
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[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory]
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
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ME:
WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to—
ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!
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trans people should have access to gender-affirming care, point blank period
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George Washington: I cannot tell a lie.
JD Vance: I cannot tell a lie?!
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