The plight of Gen-Z men, perfectly summarized.
Attention Chris Hatch:
I am surrounded by 20-35 year old women in my life that are dumb, incapable, useless, and fat. Everybody is fucking them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don't get it....
1. Their body count is higher than my victory royale count in fortnite.
2. They get 100s of matches per week on dating apps, they literally don't see me as a human.
3. They make more money than me in the same position.
4. They go to female-only gyms for their yoga classes to avoid me.
5. If I somehow get their number, they text back one word responses.
6. If I take them on a dinner date, they stare at their phone the whole time to get a free meal out of me.
7. They think I'm a weak bitch soyboy if I give them princess treatment bc they're comparing me to one of the dozen chads they've fucked in the last year.
8. If I date well below my SMV-match, she still thinks she's better than me and feels like she's settling for me, expecting me to be her wallet.
9. She expects me to be an infallible provider who makes no mistakes, ready to leave me the instant I lose frame by giving her the ick for sneezing the wrong way.
I can keep going until I find a unicorn, but she is at minimum 1 in 1000. It is completely unrealistic.
My life is empty and meaningless knowing I will never have a companion. I wish you never experience the same misfortune in life. Happy Coping.