21, he/him
Creator of This Week in Tableturf (TWIT) and Splatoon lore fanatic who posts insightful stuff occasionally
// Banner art is by @toqsttybeans on insta
Patch it up! The Cactus Patch is BACK!
After a brief hiatus, Cactus is back with an exciting new episode! This week Cactus will be joined by BlackRoseDragon to discuss the Table Turf scene and all it has to offer!
Tune in TOMORROW 4pm ET/10pm CET!
Is this actually real? Yes I FINALLY launched my lore website project splatoonlore.ink
And to celebrate the launch, I made a new video as a quick overview on what the site has to offer.
I recommend checking it out before visiting the site! youtu.be/Q31NvuHLTlo
I recently discovered a continuity error introduced in Side Order!
The dates of the Dev Diaries make previously established events regarding Off the Hook's world tour impossible chronologically
If you want to learn more I did a big writeup on my tumblr:
tumblr.com/sirnerdbird/79516…
The first month presents the Squid Sisters. Enjoy a small assortment of spot illustrations by @SpoonSonata.
Preorders are open until August 24!
💚 splatplanner.bigcartel.com
ALT Text: "Preorder from July 18-Aug. 24 / splatplanner.bigcartel.com" Spot art of young and adult Squid Sisters as well as their inkling form are shown.
Do Inklings *really* die in water?
I'm laying the most controversial piece of Splatoon lore to rest once and for all: Yes. And it's more important than you think.
A feature-length 1 hour and 20 minute lore dump. Out now for patrons, everyone else, see you Friday!
New year, new TWIT!
Turf That Table returns with the new year. If you're interested in trying something new, why don't you give this low-stakes tournament a shot?
CCC will run as normal, come join for a nice hour of guaranteed games!
More info below:
TTBQ is finally restarting at the start of 2025! Congratulations to Ljovynn, AaronisP1 and ThatSrb2DUDE for winning 1st, 2nd and 3rd place of season 1 respectively! Two lane Splat-top will also be unbanned.
New video! Some thoughts, analysis, and ideas about the result of Grand Festival and how it might influence the story of the next Splatoon game!
🔗: youtu.be/o1Lw3D3LZoA
New week, new TWIT!
A big batch of events are coming right at the end of this week, with CCC, TTT and TBO all running in their normal formats.
Yawshi and Maxim will have their Scrapstar Tableturf set streamed this Saturday, come along to cheer them on!
More info below:
New week, new TWIT!
Casual Card Club, Turf That Table and TBO are all running this week in their normal formats. We can't wait to see you there!
If you're looking for even more Tableturf before then, try out TableturfQ, now officially released!
More info below:
Have you wanted to try TableturfQ but didn't know how to use the site?
I've made a helpful video that explains how to use both the competitive and casual queues, so now it's even easier to jump in to a lobby and start playing!
[video link below]
TableturfQ is now live! Head on over to tableturfq.com/ to play casual games with no rules or restrictions and ranked games for a spot on the leaderboard!
There’s something I want to clear up since Prochara’s new video seems to have unintentionally caused some confusion about TableturfQ.
The tableturf simulator by Andrios Celos (which is shown in the video, screenshot below) and TableturfQ are VERY SEPARATE from one another. 1/2
BREAKING NEWS! TableturfQ, a tableturf matchmaking service will be officially launching tomorrow! Head on over to tableturfq.com/ where you can find opponents for casual games with no rules or restrictions and competetive matches that will test your skills. [1/2]