Slammo Vending’s First Machine!

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NEW: The vending machine at MIT media lab now accepts ⚡️ Bitcoin Lightning payments 🙌 Via @jonhbit

Your Coca-Cola one time code is 184502. Do not share this with anyone.

Usually it’s just another customer asking me if I work there

YES I will be eating gruel until I have a whole bitcoin

This is where you buy Black Market weapons 🤫

I don’t know what it is but haven’t been feeling very well 🤒

This is how you get good at interrogating

An Apple a day

Looks like buddy lost his arm

🚨 JUST IN: Sec. Marco Rubio announces Americans will be able to apply for passports ENTIRELY ONLINE instead of spending HOURS and frustration doing it in-person "No printing forms, no drug store hostage photo, no appointment, no line, no middleman...and REAL-TIME STATUS, [tracking] estimated delivery date." "By the end of 2027, our goal is for most Americans to be able to apply for a passport or passport card on America .gov." He just PERSONALLY confirmed it: America .gov will let you do the entire process online This is massively overdue! The page is Super Intelligence-powered. EVERY nation is going to copy it 🇺🇸

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump signs an executive order directing EVERY federal agency to immediately start folding into America.gov, creating one AI-powered front door for the entire U.S. government. ONE website to search for EVERYTHING from the federal government. No more bouncing between 47 different agency websites just to renew a passport or check a damn benefit. 47 is FINALLY bringing the federal government into the 21st century. Should've been done a LONG time ago! 🇺🇸

Just had a pumpkin donut

Joined a Lexus group on facebook and let me tell you how hard AI hit the boomers. How do they even come up with this

It’s futile to fight the facts of life

Me looking at all these people who made fun of my Prius making posts about not being able to fill up their tank

Have 0 need for one but I love the concept of the custom Cash App payment things

ACCEPTING X MONEY!! #xmoney #dominos

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