Anthropic winning and republicans losing all them goats I been sacrificing working overtime
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"Decent Slayer"
decent slayer fans be like who gonna outanimate this guy hi-fiveing air👀
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Him after gettin out da car
A man drove his car into a Kroger store in Texas so that he could use the bathroom, authorities said wtnh.com/news/man-crashes-ca…
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we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff
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2022 I failed an exam then went back to my apt & lost 3 games of Valorant in a row
Being buns at the game rlly be the cherry on top
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after three buzzballz my neighbors mail is my mail
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drinks on me tonight friends imma dispute the charges on monday
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>open xitter >talk shit about the japanese >solve some algebra >goon to horse porn

ALT Boss Legend GIF by Gigachad

Replying to @soyconsumebn
a+b=200,200-2b=170,(a+b)*2=400,(200-2b)*2=340,400-340=60,(400-340)÷2=((a+b)-(200-2b))=200-170=2b,200-170=30,30=2b,30÷2=b,30÷2=15,b=15,a+b=200,200-15=a,200-15=185,a=185,b=15。 OR,a+b=200,SO,200-2b=(a+b)-2b=170,200-170=30,2b=30,30÷2=15,15=b,200-15=185,185=a
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once again those nvidia export controls were so dumb exactly as predicted they now have an ai process that has zero dependency on the usa
🚨 DeepSeek V5 Leak: Beats Astra >DeepSeek is reportedly preparing an imminent V5 launch >Founder Liang Wenfeng calls it the company's biggest bet yet >Rumored at 2 trillion parameters (not 3T) >Reportedly the first DeepSeek model to train fully on Huawei Ascend chips instead of Nvidia >Needs roughly 4x more Ascend accelerators than the Nvidia equivalent to hit the same training scale DeepSeek is reportedly keeping the open-weight strategy
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I do not understand why Elizabeth Holmes is going to jail to be quite honest
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Hey babe I know moneys been tight lately but don’t worry I got is a spot on Caleb Hammer and he’s gonna call you a fat whore. Everything’s gonna be fine
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🍌🌴🍌🌴🍌🌴
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why do they keep making me retake the sexual harassment training at work i already know how to do all of this
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Edinburgh Zoo's red panda goes to the vet for toothache bbc.in/4hIvCs2
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Nigga looks like he rapes crickets
I haven’t simped over a man in so long I was beginning to question if I was still straight. This guy has mastered the female gaze quite honestly lol
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what the fuck is a smash burger. Why did you flatten my burger. Why don't I flatten your head you ape
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Dude just got cut off at the airport bar at 9:55am impressive
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